Jimmi Simpson credited as playing...
- Janet: [Janet and Scud catch Amy and Lucy in a near kiss] Oh, my God! She almost kissed you! You almost let her!
- Scud: [smug tone to Janet] You owe me fifty bucks.
- Scud: [Lucy's gang is robbing a bank. Scud goes to inform her of the situation] D.E.B.S. en route - two minutes.
- Lucy: [primping self in mirror] Do I look okay?
- Scud: [rolling eyes] This is retarded.
- Lucy: Australia's toast.
- Scud: What's your beef with Australia?
- Lucy: I don't like their attitude!
- Scud: So, I was wondering if maybe you wanted...
- Janet: Yes.
- Scud: I didn't ask you anything yet.
- Janet: Whatever it is, yes.
- Scud: Awesome.
- Scud: I am the God of bingo!
- Lucy: [while sitting on the couch next to Scud] Scud, I don't know how this happened to me but
- [pause]
- Lucy: being bad doesn't feel good anymore.
- Scud: Do you love her?
- Lucy: [sincerely nods]
- Scud: You're willing to give up all this, the life of crime, the whole nine yards?
- Lucy: Whatever it takes.
- Scud: Oh my God! What a disaster! I am so sorry! Leave it up to the D.E.B.S... your in a town a week and their all over you, grabbing...
- [Lucy is sitting quiet with a little smile on her face]
- Scud: What?
- Lucy: I met someone.
- Scud: [Slamming on brakes] I knew it! I mean the thing about the dance was a little wierd, but i had a feeling that you and Ninotchka...
- Lucy: No, no, no, no, no Scud. Ninotchka was a train wreck thank you.
- Scud: [Puzzled] I'm not following.
- Lucy: Okay, but you have to promise that you're not going to freak out.
- Scud: Freak Out? Why would I freak out...
- Lucy: Well, ya know sometimes you...
- Scud: [Freaking out] OH MY GOD WHO IS IT?
- Lucy: What do you know about an Amy Bradshaw?
- Scud: Amy Bradshaw? The girl from the smuggling op?
- Lucy: No.
- Scud: Oh my god! Amy Bradshaw? Blonde hair? Plaid skirt? She's a D.E.B.!
- Lucy: So?
- Scud: Okay, not only is she a D.E.B., She's THE D.E.B.! She's the perfect score!
- Scud: Just promise me you'll be open.
- Lucy: Open to what?
- Scud: Open to love.
- Scud: You were dumped.
- Lucy: I was not dumped!
- Scud: Oh, you were dumped hard, and that sucks, but you took your time off in Antarctica or whatever.
- Lucy: Reykjavik. It's in Iceland.
- Janet: [watching Amy and Lucy flirt] Correct me if I'm wrong, but your friend seems to be hitting on my friend.
- Scud: You're not wrong
- Janet: Yeah, but my friends, not into that.
- Scud: [under breath] Right.
- Scud: What the hell?
- Janet: I couldn't stop them!
- Scud: [pauses] You look nice.
- Janet: Thanks.
- [pauses]
- Janet: What?
- Max: [to Janet] What are you doing?
- Janet: [to Max] Nothing!
- [punches Scud, who falls to the floor, unconscious]
- Janet: Sorry!
- Scud: All right, then. We're going in.
- Lucy: What?
- Scud: We gots to get her back.
- Scud: Knock 'em dead... but not really.
- Lucy: Okay, first of all, you are gonna have to swear to me that you are *not* gonna freak out about this.
- Scud: Freak out about what? Why would I freak out?
- Lucy: Well, you know, sometimes you can...
- Scud: [freaking out] Oh, my God, Who is it?
- Janet: Oh my god! She almost kissed you! And you almost let her!
- Amy: Drop it!
- Scud: [to Janet] You owe me fifty bucks.
