S.I.C.K. Serial Insane Clown Killer

This movie was unbearably horrible. I really can't explain just how bad this movie really is. No one I know likes this movie, and I think nobody in the world does. It starts out being very boring with stale acting. I can't believe I actually sat through it after seeing how low budget and poor quality it was, but I thought it would pick up or at least be scary. But it didn't get any better. It barely showed one person get killed in the movie. None of the movie was scary it all or suspenseful in the least bit, it just makes you angry to watch it. I will never know how an obese clown who is walking could catch up with a man who's running. I was very mad throughout the whole movie, but at least 70% of the time I was watching it, I wanted to pull the tape out of the VCR and smash it all over the place.

I couldn't even begin to describe how much this movie upset me or how bad it was. I wouldn't recommend watching it unless you really want to waste time and get angry. NONE of it is scary, not at all!

S.I.C.K. really stands for So Incredibly Crappy i Killed myself. There was absolutely no acting to speak of. The best part of the whole production was the art work on the cover of the box.The budgeting of this movie was sufficient. The filming was sub sesame street. The production looks like that of the underground filming for mob hits. The props used in this movie were stolen from a clothing store. The ending was so predictable you should fast forward to the last 5 minutes and laugh. If there is a book out there for this movie I'm sure it's better. I would avoid this at all costs. I did enjoy the intimate scenes they made the whole movie worth it. just kidding.

This was, so far, the worst movie I have seen in my entire life, and I have seen some REALLY bad movies. I saw this movie at my local video store, and the cover looked like it could be a decent horror movie. Little did I know that the cover would be the best part of the movie. Where to start? The filming of the movie was scattered and boring. At one point, there is a one-minute scene of no one talking, just a car driving to a ranch on a normal sunny day. Nothing happened, they just drove in silence. The whole movie is boring, with annoying, unbelievable dialogue and basically no plot to speak of. If you rent this movie, watch it with some friends and it might make a good comedy. Otherwise, when you see this movie, run.

Okay.. where to begin... My friends and I watched this movie at a party. The cover of the DVD case looked promising, especially because one of my friends is scared of clowns. 10 minutes into the movie is a flashback that has nothing at all to do with the movie. I still don't know who the woman is or why she would ask a question like "what did you do?", when she can see plainly that he cut her in several different places. The entire movie appears to be shot with a camcorder, making it look like a Spanish soap opera. As for the actors.. I'm willing to bet that all that was required of them was to be able to speak English. The acting was the only thing "sick" about this movie.

Plot: Brandon Walker invites Mark and Susan(a married couple) to stay with him at his family's place for the weekend. They stop at a bar/restaurant and pick up Denise(some random slutty hitchhiker)and the girls invite her to stay with them. All is well until morning when they find Susan has gone missing. They search for her and leave a note which reads: Susan- went to look for you when you get back stay put. -Mark.. they search for about 10 minutes and come back. Oh I forgot to mention that they find several decapitated/mutilated dolls just about everywhere..a bit creepy at first..but after awhile just gets annoying. When they come back they find the note missing from the door. Mark states "oh i bet Susan came back, shes always doing stuff like this" (as if it happens all the time) they try to start the car(which of course has been tampered with.) When it gets dark Mark decides to go look for poor Susan again ... Denise goes with him.. and they start to talk about stuff an of course.. he screws her although they were supposed to be looking for his wife.

This is a very predictable movie.. the characters are clueless to the situation and are to stupid to get their asses out of there. It is a very low low low low budget movie.. the lowest of low.. if you want to watch this to see a scary clown.. don't... there is about 15 minutes of the clown killer who in-fact is a big fat man who when walking can somehow can catch up to an average size man who is sprinting. The clown in the movie is nothing like the clown on the DVD box, they bare no resemblance what so ever. DON'T WATCH THIS MOVIE IT MAY CAUSE YOU TO BREAK THINGS IN FRUSTRATION AND HATRED TOWARDS THE MOVIE

If this film was a comedy, I would have given it a 10. Oh my, where do I begin? Put it this way -- I've seen lots of terrible horror films, but this one makes Troll 2 look like freakin' Saving Private Ryan. It's as if a group of porn filmmakers decided to make a horror film, changed their mind in midproduction and decided to do a comedy, then went back to horror, and then decided that they should have just stuck with porno (softcore at that). Everything about this film is simply terrible: the musical score (someone shoot the guy who invented the Yamaha keyboard), the script, the directing, the cinematography, the acting. There simply are no words to describe this. Oh wait, yes there are: Holy $*%!.