Cynthia Martinez credited as playing...
Poemi Watanabe • Puni Puni Poemi
- Shii Aasu: Oh, this is so very comfy-womfy.
- Poemi Watanabe: Why are there huge boob-like things on Kobayashi's head?
- Shii Aasu: Well, actually, I was thinking, it would be so nice to have you here to take a load off a few things.
- Poemi Watanabe: Oh Shii, thank you so much. The kindness within your mighty breasts has left me overwhelmed.
- Shii Aasu: They like you, too.
- Puni Puni Poemi: The Heavens call, the Earth calls, the Fans call! And heads will roll if this video doesn't sell! By accepting the power of magic, Puni Puni Poemi makes her big debut!
- Nabeshin: An ordinary director could have died... but I'm different! I am GDW! Great Director Watanabe!
- Poemi Watanabe: That makes no sense.
- Nabeshin: I'm the director, fuck off!
- K: But even there's a director, if the writer disappears, do not serve for nothing!
- [a dead body appears that indicates the screenwriter for the mark in his jacket]
- K: I killed Kurata, the screenwriter. Now this story...
- Nabeshin: Idiot! We can follow the story, although we don't have a writer!
- Kurata: [Kurata, the screenwriter who was murdered, suddenly gets up] Say what?
- Nabeshin: [holding a storyboard script] ¡Poemi! ¡Become Puni Puni Poemi!
- Poemi Watanabe: Okay! Using the same prerecorded images!
- K: [answering the phone] Hello, I'm K.
- Poemi Watanabe: [phone voice] I'm Kobayashi. Why don't you have sent me a message to my pager?
- K: Listen, my parents are here... and I hate you.
- Poemi Watanabe: [phone voice] Just for that? So, when are you going to send a message to my pager...?
- [K hangs up]