Mackenzie Crook credited as playing...
Ferris
- Dave: [Sees Ferris trying to do crazy paving] What happened here?
- Ferris: It's crazy paving.
- Dave: This isn't crazy paving Ferris, this is just shit.
- Ferris: I was trying to... you know?
- Dave: You've got no artistic vision here, have you? It's just a random fucking big mess.
- Ferris: It's crazy paving, you just bung slabs down.
- Dave: No, I think you're focusing too much on the crazy aspect, and not enough on the paving side of it.
- Ferris: Have you come round here just to have a go at my crazy paving?
- Dave: No, but...
- Ferris: What then?
- Dave: Nothing.
- Ferris: [stands up and moves aside] You're standing on my string.
- Dave: What kind of concrete are you using? Cause you know there's different kinds, don't ya?
- Ferris: I'm not being funny Dave, but you're getting on my nerves.
- Dave: I'm just saying there's different types of concrete. Use the wrong one and... you're fucked!
- Ferris: It's just ordinary concrete!
- Dave: Tolly is driving me round the twist. He never stops wanking. I just had to get out of there.
- Ferris: Try living here with Joan. Twenty-four hours a day it's either blowjobs or crazy paving.
- Dave: Look at us. Half-eleven on a Saturday morning. We shouldn't be standing here like this. We're young blokes! We should be living life to the full. We should be down the pub!