P.J. Brown credited as playing...
Police Officer
- Nick Murder: Marriage is combat, son.
- Police Officer: Yes, sir.
- Nick Murder: And not clean combat.
- Police Officer: No, sir.
- Police Officer: Rat shit! Bat shit! Dirty old twat! Sixty-nine assholes tied in a knot. Eat, bite, suck, fuck, nibble, gobble, chew. I'm a fucking paratrooper! Who the fuck are you? Sir!
- Kitty Kane: He's been married four times. Four times, Gracie, since he left you.
- Kumar: Mickey Rooney was married eight times!
- Police Officer: I don't care! I love Chester!