Mike Holmes credited as playing...
Mike
- Mike: Hi Johnny, what's going on?
- Johnny: Oh hai Mike, what's new?
- Mike: Oh, actually Johnny, I got a, I got a little bit of a, tragedy.
- Johnny: Uh-huh.
- Mike: On my hands... yeah. Me and... Michelle, we were... we were making out, uh, in your place?
- Johnny: Hahaha.
- Mike: And, Lisa and Claudette sort of, uh, walked in on us. In the middle of it. That's not the end of the story.
- Johnny: Go on, I'm listening.
- Mike: OK. We're go-we're going at it, and um, I get out of there as fast as possible, you know, I-I get my pants, I get my shirt, and I get out of there. And then about halfway down the stairs I realise that I, I have misplaced, I have forgotten, something.
- Johnny: Mmm-mmm.
- Mike: Uh... my underwear.
- Johnny: Hahaha.
- Mike: So, pft, so I come back to get it, you know, I pretend I need a book...
- Johnny: Uh-huh.
- Mike: I'm looking for my book, and I-I-I reach in and put the underwear in my pocket ready to slide out real quick?
- Johnny: Uh-huh.
- Mike: Well Claudette, she saw it, sticking out, of my pocket?
- Johnny: Uh-huh.
- Mike: She pulls it out, and she's showing everybody... me underwears.
- Johnny: You must be kidding, underwear, I got the picture.
- Mike: Yeah, I don't know what to do.
- Johnny: That's life!