Phil M. Price credited as playing...
Nimble
- The Gamemaster: You're going to backstab him with a ballista?
- Nimble the Thief: Uh huh
- The Gamemaster: With a fucking siege weapon?
- Nimble the Thief: Uh huh
- Nimble the Thief: [shocked] The Shadow?
- Ambrose: [scared] The Shadow?
- Newmoon the Elf: [resolved] The Shadow.
- The Gamemaster: There's only one patron at the bar, and he doesn't notice you.
- Nimble the Thief: I pick his pocket.
- The Gamemaster: Roll it.
- Nimble the Thief: Ha ha! Got it. Does he have any, uh, weapons or anything?
- The Gamemaster: Yeah, he's got a knife.
- Nimble the Thief: I take that too.
- The Gamemaster: Ok. Roll it.
- Nimble the Thief: Ha ha! Cool! I'm kicking ass! I want to steal his pants.
- The Gamemaster: You're not serious?
- Nimble the Thief: I am serious.
- The Gamemaster: Why do you want his pants?
- Nimble the Thief: I don't want them. I just want to see if I can steal them.
- The Gamemaster: Fine, go ahead. But you suffer a negative eight penalty for difficulty.
- [Dice rolls]
- The Gamemaster: I don't believe it.
- [pause]
- The Gamemaster: Are you quite finished?
- [after Newmoon shoots the Bandit King]
- Rogar, the Barbarian: [laughs] Masterful shot friend elf.
- Nimble the Thief: He had the chance to escape.
- Mark: Three cheers for the archer!
- Rogar, the Barbarian, Mark, Nimble the Thief: Hup hup! Hazah! Hup hup! Hazah! Hup hup!
- Paula: Shut up!
- Newmoon the Elf: [interrupting the Gamemaster] Wait, wait, wait! Cross the river? Shouldn't we like... uh... bury him. You know like, give him a proper funeral?
- Nimble the Thief: I agree!
- Ambrose: [rolling up a new character, looking up surprised] Thanks, guys!
- Rogar, The Barbarian: Yeah, yeah! Dude! We get 15 piety points per level when we bury a party member, and since he was level six...
- Nimble the Thief: That be like 90 points!
- Rogar, The Barbarian: Boohyah!
- Nimble the Thief: Boohyah!
- [Nimble highfives Rogar]
- Newmoon the Elf: And that'll totally make up for that orphanage we burned down...
- Ambrose: Can you believe he would actually rather go out with a beautiful, intelligent young woman than hang out in this ass smelling basement with his best friends on a Friday night playing adventure games and having belching contests? And all for the off chance he'll sore too! Can you imagine that?
- Nimble the Thief: So... We're in the forest right?