Matt Shimkus credited as playing...
Rogar
- The Gamemaster: Guys, please! I want you to roleplay this. Remember you've never met this guy before, the last guys you met tried to kill you, and you're standing in the ruins of an evil, cursed castle. Just act appropriately.
- Magellan: Hello, I'm Magellan, a traveling mage. I notice your group has no wizard.
- Rogar, the Barbarian: You seem trustworthy. Would you care to join us in our noble quest?
- Magellan: Yes. Yes I would.
- [after Newmoon shoots the Bandit King]
- Rogar, the Barbarian: [laughs] Masterful shot friend elf.
- Nimble the Thief: He had the chance to escape.
- Mark: Three cheers for the archer!
- Rogar, the Barbarian, Mark, Nimble the Thief: Hup hup! Hazah! Hup hup! Hazah! Hup hup!
- Paula: Shut up!
- Newmoon the Elf: [interrupting the Gamemaster] Wait, wait, wait! Cross the river? Shouldn't we like... uh... bury him. You know like, give him a proper funeral?
- Nimble the Thief: I agree!
- Ambrose: [rolling up a new character, looking up surprised] Thanks, guys!
- Rogar, The Barbarian: Yeah, yeah! Dude! We get 15 piety points per level when we bury a party member, and since he was level six...
- Nimble the Thief: That be like 90 points!
- Rogar, The Barbarian: Boohyah!
- Nimble the Thief: Boohyah!
- [Nimble highfives Rogar]
- Newmoon the Elf: And that'll totally make up for that orphanage we burned down...
- Rogar, the Barbarian: [after encountering The Shadow] Send Mark after him!
- [Everybody agrees in anticipation]
- Mark: [controlled by the party members] Blood, death, and vengeance...
- [Sound of bones breaking. Nimble, Newmoon, Magellan, and Rogar steps backwards in horror. Mark's decapitated body falls to the ground]
- The Shadow: And now for the rest of you.
- Rogar, the Barbarian: Great! Mark's gonna be pissed.