Joel Weiss credited as playing...
- Russell: Heather, head for the trenches. The big one is coming.
- Russell: I let off a little gas now and then. No big deal.
- Heather: A little gas? You've got enough gas in you to solve the world's energy crisis. If George Bush knew about you, he would have left Saddam Hussein keep Kuwait.
- Russell: Say it. Bomber. The real gazoo. Slice city, the little sneaker, the big...
- Heather: As far as I'm concerned, I do not wish to discuss the subject any further. Case closed.
- Russell: Fart. Fart, fart. Fart.
- Heather: Are you coming with me tonight, or not?
- Russell: When you say fart. Say it, fart, fart. Fart, fart, fart, fart, fart.
- Russell: Come on, Heather. Everybody's gotta relieve the old digestive system once in a while.
- Heather: Not like you.
- Russell: Oh, yeah? Well, I happen to know Dan Quale can clear the senate chamber in a matter of seconds. I even heard your mother left off a bomb or two.
- Russell: Passing gas is nature's way of putting a grin on your face and a smile in your heart!
