Joan Cusack credited as playing...
Abby Mallard
- Chicken Little: [to Abby] By the way, I'd like to say I've always found you extremely attractive.
- [he kisses her]
- Abby Mallard: Now THAT'S closure.
- Abby Mallard: Hey, remember when that icy blue stuff fell from the sky? Everybody thought it was from space and stuff, and it just turned out to be frozen pee from a jet airplane.
- Runt of the Litter: Yeah, that's right! It's frozen pee. Yeah, it's frozen pee. Pee, pee, pee, pee, pee...
- Chicken Little: Could you stop saying that?
- Runt of the Litter: What, pee?
- Chicken Little: Pee.
- Abby Mallard: How 'bout tinkle?
- Runt of the Litter: Piddle?
- Abby Mallard: Whiz?
- [Fish gurgles]
- Runt of the Litter: Wee-wee?
- Chicken Little: Okay, subject change.
- [pause]
- Runt of the Litter: Make pishee?
- Chicken Little: I don't care what it is!
- Mr. Woolensworth: Abby Mallard.
- Foxy Loxy: [fake cough] Ugly Duckling!
- [students laugh]
- Mr. Woolensworth: Class, I will not tolerate rude behavior at the expense of a fellow...
- Abby Mallard: Hey, hey, hey. No worries, Mr. Woolensworth.
- Mr. Woolensworth: Yaah! You mustn't sneak up on me, Ugly - er, Abby.
- Chicken Little: His name is Kirby?
- Abby Mallard: They left him behind?
- Runt of the Litter: Darth Vader's Luke's father?
- Abby Mallard: [smiling broadly] Runt, should Chicken Little have a good talk with his dad and clear the air...
- [winks then frowns]
- Abby Mallard: or keep searching for Band-Aid solutions and never deal with the problem?
- Runt of the Litter: Pfft! Band-Aid solutions!
- Abby Mallard: Runt!
- Runt of the Litter: Well, I'm sorry! I'm very bad at reading facial cues.
- Abby Mallard: Tough morning?
- Chicken Little: I had a run-in with my old nemesis.
- Abby Mallard: Gum on the crosswalk?
- Chicken Little: He won this round.
- Abby Mallard: Your old foe.
- Chicken Little: Mmm-hmm.
- Chicken Little: Runt, just do it. It'll work. We'll survive!
- [intro to "I Will Survive" plays]
- Runt of the Litter: I will survive? Brake, Abby!
- Abby Mallard: [still lovesick from her kiss] Okay.
- Abby Mallard: What's that noise?
- [the noise is Runt nibbling on an ear of corn]
- Runt of the Litter: Sorry. Nervous eater.