Shoma Anand credited as playing...
Anjali Tiwari
- Jeetu: [Upon arriving at Paresh Rawal's house, in a serious tone] Yes Tiwari, you called me up, I am right here.
- Radheysham Tiwari: [Reading the letter Akshaye Khanna had written for Rimi Sen and dropped in Rawal's house in a stern voice] Have you written this no good Majnoo fairy tale which says "My Anjali.."
- Jeetu: [Interrupting Rawal] Yes, I've written it.
- Radheysham Tiwari: [Furious] And you did this despite knowing the consequences ?
- Jeetu: [Admanant] Yes I did.
- Radheysham Tiwari: [Sarcastically] Now since we've come to this point, kindly tell me how much do you love Anjali.
- Jeetu: [Responding with passionate anger] Anjali is my beloved. You wanna hear it again ?
- Radheysham Tiwari: [shouting out for Amit Divatia] Advocate Sir, did you hear that ?
- Adv. Chandrakant Sahai: [Steps out of the bedroom with Neena Kulkarni and gets shocked seeing Akshaye Khanna] You ?
- Jeetu: [Equally shocked] Dad ?
- Radheysham Tiwari: [With added sarcasm to Khanna] Well, you're the crop of this field, brilliant. Now I've no qualms whatsoever. When the godown is such, showroom is meant to be the same afterall.
- Adv. Chandrakant Sahai: [On the defensive] Well, boys do commit mischiefs citing youthful ignorance. But women of the household too should know their limits.
- Anjali Tiwari: [Furious at Divatia] You better watch your tongue Advocate Sir.
- Renuka Sahai: [Taunting Shoma Anand] Great, just coz the truth's in the open, everyone's feeling the heat, right Anjali Ben.
- Adv. Chandrakant Sahai: [Mocking Rawal] No matter what my son's character be, he's still better than you. You yourself are unaware how many offsprings of yours are running around in the city.
- Anjali Tiwari: [Angrily confronting Khanna] Hey you, did I EVER say that I've been in love with you ?
- Jeetu: [Shocked] Obviously not. I am talking about his
- [referring to Rawal]
- Jeetu: daughter Anjali.
- Radheysham Tiwari: [Shocked and confused] What ? My daughter ?
- Anjali Tiwari: [Crying] You've a daughter too outside my knowledge ?
- Radheysham Tiwari: [shouting] He's lying. I don't have any other daughter or son.
- Anjali Tiwari: [Almost fainting] I think my head will burst.
- [Interrogating Rawal]
- Anjali Tiwari: Tell me the truth, how many children do you have outside my knowledge ? You're literally like your name Radheshyam. You conducted a personal Raasleela in this city.
- Radheysham Tiwari: [Frustrated] How many times do I need to say, he's lying.
- Jeetu: [Angered at Rawal] It you who's lying. I dropped her at this very house each day from office, Saale Sasur !
- Radheysham Tiwari: [Both angry and sarcastic] Hey, first be clear whether it's a Saala
- [meaning wife's brother]
- Radheysham Tiwari: or a Sasur
- [meaning father-in-law]
- Radheysham Tiwari: .
- Adv. Chandrakant Sahai: [Trying to clear the confusion] Leave everything aside, where's that girl right now ?
- Jeetu: [Putting allegations on Rawal] Dad this guy
- [referring to Rawal]
- Jeetu: has hidden her somewhere to save his own skin.
- Anjali Tiwari: [Completely mad at Rawal] My god, is this guy really human or a demon !
- Adv. Chandrakant Sahai: [Balancing the argument] Is there any way we can contact the girl otherwise ?
- Jeetu: [Calming himself down] Yeah, I've her friend's number she once gave me.
- Adv. Chandrakant Sahai: Good, call her here, right now.
- Radheysham Tiwari: [Frantically] Yes, call her here immediately.
- 'Raddiwala' Tejabhai alias Kachara Seth: [Ringing the doorbell and upon being greeted by Paresh Rawal] Namaste, myself Teja Bhai.
- Radheysham Tiwari: [Bringing Kapoor inside the house] Namaste, please come in. Don't mind but I don't recognise you.
- 'Raddiwala' Tejabhai alias Kachara Seth: [Unaware Sanjay Narvekar has conned him] I am your in-law.
- Radheysham Tiwari: [Shocked] What ?
- 'Raddiwala' Tejabhai alias Kachara Seth: [In a polite voice] Look, I won't beat round the bush to confuse. So please kindly keep your blood pressure normal.
- Radheysham Tiwari: [Puzzled] That's what I am saying, please come to the point.
- 'Raddiwala' Tejabhai alias Kachara Seth: My daughter has decided to marry your son.
- Radheysham Tiwari: Wait, YOUR daughter has decided to marry MY son ?
- 'Raddiwala' Tejabhai alias Kachara Seth: Yes, that's correct.
- Radheysham Tiwari: [Taking it as a joke] So what can I possibly do in this case Teja Bhai. You being your daughter's guardian should explain to her it's not possible.
- 'Raddiwala' Tejabhai alias Kachara Seth: No no Bhaisahab, you didn't get the point. Both my daughter and your son have mutually decided to marry each other.
- Anjali Tiwari: [Coming downstairs hearing Kapoor's statement] What am I hearing, my son marrying your daughter ?
- 'Raddiwala' Tejabhai alias Kachara Seth: [Greeting Shoma Anand] Namaste, you heard it right.
- Radheysham Tiwari: [Confused] He couldn't have been my son coz my son doesn't even live here.
- 'Raddiwala' Tejabhai alias Kachara Seth: Of course, I know he lives in London. But he was here. The engagement was concluded. They've exchanged rings as well
- [laughing lightly]
- 'Raddiwala' Tejabhai alias Kachara Seth: .
- Radheysham Tiwari: [Inquiring further] So why didn't he stay back if he got engaged recently as you're saying ?
- 'Raddiwala' Tejabhai alias Kachara Seth: Well he informed me that some urgent business has come up in London and he would need to go back immediately.
- Radheysham Tiwari: [laughing with Kapoor thinking Rawal believes what he just said] Teja Bhai, I had sent my son to study in London not for any business purpose.
- 'Raddiwala' Tejabhai alias Kachara Seth: [In a polite tone, thinking Sanjay Narvekar is Rawal's son] Bhaisahab, whatever happened, happened. Now as elders, it's our responsibility to resolve this situation mutually and peacefully.
- Radheysham Tiwari: [In a serious tone] I am afraid nothing can be resolved Teja Bhai. Coz my son shall marry only the girl I choose for him.
- 'Raddiwala' Tejabhai alias Kachara Seth: [Irked] So whatever has unfolded till now...
- Radheysham Tiwari: [Interrupting Kapoor in a sarcastic voice] What's unfolded ? They've exchanged rings rings. My son hasn't tied the Mangalsutra. Let's take those rings off and dispose them.
- 'Raddiwala' Tejabhai alias Kachara Seth: [Angered] How can you simply dispose off this matter. My daughter isn't some beer bottle whose label you can pull and throw in the dustbin.
- Anjali Tiwari: [Insulting Kapoor] Don't dare talking that way. Looking at you itself gives a picture what your daughter might be.
- Radheysham Tiwari: [Comically mocking Kapoor] Ohh his daughter has a moustache as well... .
- Radheysham Tiwari: [Furiously shouting at Rawal and Anand] Hey Tiwari, you may be a big shot but inside your household. You don't know this Teja Bhai. I come from a family of bloodshed. I am the son of a guy who never passed a day without a blood stain on his knife.
- Radheysham Tiwari: [Again mocking Kapoor with Anand in agreement] So your father was a butcher, should've known it.
- 'Raddiwala' Tejabhai alias Kachara Seth: [Furiously responding to Rawal] Hey Tiwari, you're humiliating me. Now I'll see to it how the marriage doesn't take place.
- [Proceeds to leave]
- Radheysham Tiwari: [Calls out Anand but received by Kapoor] Listen.
- 'Raddiwala' Tejabhai alias Kachara Seth: [Reacting angrily] What ?
- Radheysham Tiwari: [Irritated by Kapoor] Bhaiya I am referring to her
- [Anand]
- Radheysham Tiwari: . Let's call Munna from London for clarity.
- Anjali Tiwari: Absolutely.
- 'Raddiwala' Tejabhai alias Kachara Seth: [shouting angrily] Sure do so. Let's see whether he agrees with you or me.
- Anjali Tiwari: [Completely furious] You're so shameless. You're still standing here. Get the hell out.
- 'Raddiwala' Tejabhai alias Kachara Seth: [In continued fury] Yeah right.
- [From outside the house]
- 'Raddiwala' Tejabhai alias Kachara Seth: She shouts as if she's standing for elections.
- Anjali Tiwari: [Calling Rawal in a worried tone] Could there be any truth in the nonsense what this guy was uttering ?
- Anjali Tiwari: [In full confidence] Obviously not, he thinks we're fools. Wait, you believe it ?
- [after Anand nods in negative]
- Anjali Tiwari: Great, let's call Munna from London immediately.
- Anjali Tiwari: Right.