Sarah Parish credited as playing...
TJ
- TJ: Can you believe Kat gets to shag this guy? No, really, you should send God a bottle of wine or a quiche or something.
- TJ: [sees Kat with Jeffery] Oh my God! Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God! Top Kat! Ooooh! Where the bloody hell have you been? I have gynaecologists that call more often.
- Kat Ellis: You have more than one gynaecologist?
- TJ: You have to play them off. Otherwise they think your easy
- TJ: [turns to Jeffery] Hello asshole. Listen, since you dumped my cousin brutally, and without cause, you won't mind if I just steal her away will you? Thanks
- TJ: Darling, why spend anymore time on that horse's ass when Mr. Tie-Me-Up-Tie-Me-Down is standing right over there?
- TJ: [to Kat and Amy] The only thing that you two have in common is that you're both secretly attracted to me.