John Malkovich credited as playing...
Alan Conway
- Jasper: When you told me that you lost your limited edition Mont Blanc pen that Tom Cruise had given you, I thought that the very least I could do is to replace it.
- Alan Conway: Oh! Jasper, I'm so touched. You are too kind.
- Jasper: I'm so pleased that *you* are pleased.
- Alan Conway: Look at it! It's wonderful... do you have the receipt?