Trevor Morgan credited as playing...
Rocky
- Marty: Woo. Ah, ya... Nothing beats a good piss in the river. Except of course a good ole romping session of a stupid, ugly, dumb, pathetic piece of shit.
- Rocky: Yeah, about that - I wanna call it off.
- Marty: I'm not laughing.
- Rocky: Dead serious.
- Marty: You mean to tell me that you get me all juiced up over this, I steal my mother's car and come down here on a Saturday, when I could be at home, watching television? I'm out here on this river with a bunch of munchkins who are sober as hell and bringing me down... and now you tell me that we don't even get to do what we came here for?
- Jasper: What are the paddles for?
- Marty: We're going cow spanking.
- Jasper: Cow spanking? What's that?
- Marty: It's like cow tipping, only we spank.
- Jasper: Really.
- Rocky: Come on let's get this stuff and get out of here.
- Jasper: While you boys are out cow spanking, Kile and I are gonna go pussy huntin'.
- Marty: Good for you, Jasper.
- Kile: [smacks Marty in the head] Hey, don't get sassy with my boy.
- Jasper: You ever been pussy hunting?
- [Kile holds a balloon up to Marty's face and squeezes it, so it looks like two pulsating balls]
- Jasper: I didn't think so. You know how I knew? You got to have bait to catch one.
- Marty: Hey, you guys ever hear when Rocky and I were kicking out here? We got some poison oak on our hands.
- Rocky: This is a disgusting story.
- Marty: Anyway, so we're out here and we got some poison oak on our hands. With all the beers we were drinkin' naturally we had to take a piss. Now I don't know if you're hip, Millie, but when a guy pisses he has to hold his pisser in his hands like so.
- [Marty turns around to face Millie and uses both hands to hold a huge imaginary penis]
- Millie: Thanks, Marty.
- Marty: No, I'm not finished yet. Next morning when we woke up we both had totally chapped rashin' nuts!
- Clyde: If anything, it's a beautiful day.
- George: It smells like cherry blossoms.
- Millie: How do you know what cherry blossoms smell like?
- George: I know what they smell like!
- Rocky: Does anybody really know what a cherry blossom is?
- George: Duh, it's a blossom on a cherry.
- Rocky: I don't know. I thought it was a blossom all on it's own. What do you think, Marty?
- Marty: I think I'm bored as fuck.