Amy Poehler credited as playing...
Mrs. George
- Mrs. George: [serving the Plastics fruit drinks] Hey, you guys! Happy hour is from four to six!
- Cady: Um, is there alcohol in this?
- Mrs. George: Oh, God, honey, no! What kind of mother do you think I am? Why, do you want a little bit? Because if you're going to drink I'd rather you do it in the house.
- Mrs. George: I just want you to know, if you ever need anything, don't be shy, OK? There are NO rules in the house. I'm not like a *regular* mom, I'm a *cool* mom.
- Mrs. George: [as Regina and her boyfriend are making out on Regina's bed] Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.
- Cady: [after seeing Regina in mirror] Regina! Wow, you look really beautiful.
- Regina: I'm wearing a spinal halo.
- Cady: Yeah, I can see that. Look, I'm really sorry about the bus. I feel like it's all my fault.
- Regina: Stop making this about you. I'm the one that got hit by the bus, not you.
- Cady: I'm really sorry about all the other stuff, too.
- Regina: Okay, I'm going to forgive you because I'm a very Zen person... and I'm on a lot of pain medication right now.
- [Cady smiles]
- Regina: You know, Aaron really does like you. He's always talking about how unusual you are and it really set me off the deep end. Like this one time, I got this really expensive doll house from Germany, but I never played with it. So my mom wanted to give it to my cousin. But even though I didn't want it...
- Cady: You begged your mom to let you keep it?
- Regina: No. I threw it down the stairs.
- [they giggle]
- Regina: I didn't want anyone else to have it. But that's just me.
- Mrs. George: Regina! They're about to announce the queen.
- [sees Cady]
- Mrs. George: Hello.
- Regina: Can you believe my mom is here?
- [they giggle]
- Regina: Bye.
- [waves]