James Woods credited as playing...
Tommy Athens
- Chili Palmer: You know unless you're willing to use the R-rating you can only use the f-word once?
- Tommy Athens: You're kidding me.
- Chili Palmer: No. You know what I say? Fuck that.
- Chili Palmer: What's this movie about?
- Tommy Athens: Me!
- Chili Palmer: I couldn't even get your mother to watch that movie.
- Chili Palmer: [gets up]
- Tommy Athens: Hey, wait. Where are you going?
- Chili Palmer: I'm going to the men's. I just had two ice teas.
- Tommy Athens: Hey, Chil. How does the movie sound?
- Chili Palmer: Well, you don't have a movie yet. You have a setting and a premise. But you don't have character arcs or a plot
- Tommy Athens: [while Chili is going to the restroom] Hey, who will play me? Think about that.
- Chili Palmer: [turns around] What about Carrot Top?