Burt Reynolds credited as playing...
Jefferson Davis 'Boss' Hogg
- Luke Duke: [while Bo and Luke are getting arrested in the courthouse] Well, now, I guess the party's over.
- Boss Hogg: Dam right it is! As long as I'm the County Commissioner in the great State of Georgia, you two are gonna rot in the penitentiary. Cuff them!
- Daisy Duke: Excuse me, Rick Shankley? I believe the governor has a statement to make.
- Governor Jim Applewhite: I do?
- Daisy Duke: Yes, sir. You were going to tell everyone about how these boys are heroes for saving Hazzard County.
- Governor Jim Applewhite: As everyone knows, I have always been a great friend to the environment, and these boys are environmental heroes!
- Uncle Jesse: And you're going to pardon them for all of their crimes, huh?
- Governor Jim Applewhite: Moreover, as Governor, I hereby pardon these boys for any and all offenses against the great State of Georgia. Go 'Dogs!
- Uncle Jesse: Governor, I want to thank you for pardoning me too.
- Boss Hogg: Pardon you for what?
- Uncle Jesse: For this!
- [Uncle Jesse punches Boss Hogg in the mouth]
- Governor Jim Applewhite: Oh, what the hell. I pardon him too!
- Boss Hogg: [screaming into a CB radio] This is Boss Hogg. That road better be shut down tighter than a tick's ass!
- Rosco P. Coltrane: It appears them Duke boys made off with your safe.
- Boss Hogg: I am officially upgrading the Dukes from "fly in my ointment" to "thorn in my side, and if they happen to elevate themselves to "pain in my ass"
- [grabbing Rosco's nose with the tongs]
- Boss Hogg: , I'm gonna boil you.
- Boss Hogg: But I need you there for two hours, son. Two hours. Kissing hands and shaking babies.
- Billy Prickett: You got that backwards. It's shaking hands and kiss the babies.
- Boss Hogg: Oh, yeah? Maybe that's why I lost that governor's election in '86.
- Prisoner #1: Whoo, P! If you pop a feather in that hat maybe your man-hoe's would show you a little bit more respect, huzzah!
- Boss Hogg: I have $100 here for whoever knocks that loudmouth son of a bitch out.
- Prisoner #2: [punches Prisoner #1 in the face]