M.C. Gainey credited as playing...
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane
- Cooter: [talking about the General Lee] I'm fixin' to fix it.
- Rosco P. Coltrane: You're fixin' to fix it? Boy, you couldn't fix an election if your brother was the governor.
- Rosco P. Coltrane: It appears them Duke boys made off with your safe.
- Boss Hogg: I am officially upgrading the Dukes from "fly in my ointment" to "thorn in my side, and if they happen to elevate themselves to "pain in my ass"
- [grabbing Rosco's nose with the tongs]
- Boss Hogg: , I'm gonna boil you.
- Rosco P. Coltrane: [over CB] I'm in hot pursuit of them Duke boys, and their piece of shit orange car!
- Bo Duke: Piece of? - son of a bitch!
- Rosco P. Coltrane: [over C.B] All units! I'm in hot puruit of the Duke boys, and their piece of shit orange car!
- Bo Duke: Piece of?... you son of a bitch!