Uma Thurman credited as playing...
Beatrix Kiddo aka The Bride aka Black Mamba aka Mommy
- Bill: Pai Mei taught you the five point palm-exploding heart technique?
- The Bride: Of course he did.
- Bill: Why didn't you tell me?
- The Bride: I don't know... because I'm a bad person.
- Bill: No. You're not a bad person. You're a terrific person. You're my favorite person, but every once in a while, you can be a real cunt.
- Elle Driver: That's right. I killed your master. And now I'm gonna kill you too, with your own sword, no less, which in the very immediate future, will become... my sword.
- The Bride: Bitch, you don't have a future.
- Bill: As you know, l'm quite keen on comic books. Especially the ones about superheroes. I find the whole mythology surrounding superheroes fascinating. Take my favorite superhero, Superman. Not a great comic book. Not particularly well-drawn. But the mythology... The mythology is not only great, it's unique.
- The Bride: [who still has a needle in her leg] How long does this shit take to go into effect?
- Bill: About two minutes, just long enough for me to finish my point. Now, a staple of the superhero mythology is, there's the superhero and there's the alter ego. Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker. When that character wakes up in the morning, he's Peter Parker. He has to put on a costume to become Spider-Man. And it is in that characteristic Superman stands alone. Superman didn't become Superman. Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he's Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red "S", that's the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears - the glasses, the business suit - that's the costume. That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent. He's weak... he's unsure of himself... he's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race. Sorta like Beatrix Kiddo and Mrs. Tommy Plimpton.
- The Bride: Ah-so. The point emerges.
- Bill: You would've worn the costume of Arlene Plimpton. But you were born Beatrix Kiddo. And every morning when you woke up, you'd still be Beatrix Kiddo. Oh, you can take the needle out.
- The Bride: [does so] Are you calling me a superhero?
- Bill: I'm calling you a killer. A natural born killer. You always have been, and you always will be. Moving to El Paso, working in a used record store, goin' to the movies with Tommy, clipping coupons. That's you, trying to disguise yourself as a worker bee. That's you tryin' to blend in with the hive. But you're not a worker bee. You're a renegade killer bee. And no matter how much beer you drank or barbecue you ate or how fat your ass got, nothing in the world would ever change that.
- The Bride: [to the viewers] Looked dead, didn't I? But I wasn't. But it wasn't from lack of trying, I can tell you that. Actually, Bill's last bullet put me in a coma. A coma I was to lie in for four years. When I woke up, I went on what the movie advertisements refer to as a 'roaring rampage of revenge.' I roared. And I rampaged. And I got bloody satisfaction. I've killed a hell of a lot of people to get to this point, but I have only one more. The last one. The one I'm driving to right now. The only one left. And when I arrive at my destination, I am gonna kill Bill.
- The Bride: You know, five years ago, if I had to make a list of impossible things that would never happen, you performing a coup de grace on me, by busting a cap in my crown, would have been right at the top of the list. But I'd be wrong, wouldn't I?
- Bill: [slightly drunk] ... I'm sorry, was that a question? Of impossible things that could never happen, in this case, yes, you would have been wrong.
- The Bride: Well?
- Bill: When you didn't come back, I naturally assumed that Lisa Wong or somebody else had killed you. Oh, and for the record, letting someone think that someone they love is dead when they're not is quite cruel. I mourned you for three months. And in the third month of mourning you, I tracked you down. Now, I wasn't trying to track you down. I was trying to track down the fucking assholes who I thought killed you. So, I find you. And what do I find? Not only are you not dead, you're getting married, to some fucking jerk, and you're pregnant. I... overreacted.
- [long pause]
- The Bride: You overreacted?
- The Bride: [Describing her pregnancy to Bill] Before that strip turned blue, I was a woman. I was your woman. I was a killer who killed for you. Before that strip turned blue, I would have jumped a motorcycle onto a speeding train... for you. But once that strip turned blue, I could no longer do any of those things. Not anymore. Because I was going to be a mother. Can you understand that?
- Bill: Yes. But why didn't you tell me then instead of now?
- The Bride: Because once I would have told you, you'd claim her, and I didn't want that.
- Bill: Not your decision to make.
- The Bride: Yes, but it was the right decision and I made it for my daughter. She deserved to be born with a clean slate. But with you, she would have been born in a world she shouldn't have. I had to choose... I chose her.
- [the Bride sees B.B. for the first time]
- B.B.: Freeze, Mommy!
- Bill: Bang bang!
- [pretends to be shot]
- Bill: Oh! She got us, B.B. I'm dying.
- B.B.: Oh, I'm dying, I'm dying...
- Bill: Fall down, sweetheart. Mommy shot you.
- [both fall down and pretend to die]
- Bill: [in a narrative tone] But little did Quick-Draw Kiddo know that little B.B. was only playing possum, due to the fact that she was impervious to bullets.
- B.B.: [sits up] I am pervious to bullets, Mommy.
- Bill: Hey, get back down there. You're playing possum.
- [in a narrative tone]
- Bill: So, as the smirking killer approached what she thought was a bullet-ridden corpse, that's when little B.B. fired!
- [B.B. gets up and pretends to shoot the Bride]
- B.B.: Bang bang!
- Bill: You're dead, Mommy... so die.
- [the Bride is still shocked]
- Bill: B.B.
- [comes out of it and acts out a huge death scene]
- The Bride: Oh, B.B., you got me. I should have known... you are the best.
- [collapses to the ground and pretends to die]
- B.B.: Oh, Mommy, don't die. I was just playing.
- The Bride: I know.
- Esteban Vihaio: How may I be of service to you?
- The Bride: Where's Bill?
- Esteban Vihaio: Ahh... You must be Beatrix. I can see the attraction. I remember when Bill was only five years old, I took him to the movies. It was a movie starring Lana Turner. "The Postman Always Ring Twice" with John Garfields. And whenever she would appear on the screen, Bill would begin to suck his thumb to an obscene amount. And I knew from this very moment, that this boy was a fool for blondes. Mmm...
- [Esteban, an 80-year-old pimp, appraises The Bride]
- Esteban Vihaio: If I had met you 40 years ago, you would have been my Number One lady.
- The Bride: Well, I'm flattered.
- Esteban Vihaio: You goddamn better well be.
- The Bride: Did he teach you that?
- Bill: No. He teaches no one the five-point-palm-exploding-heart technique. Now, Kiddo, one of the things I always liked about you is you appear wise beyond your years. Then allow me to impart a word to the wise. Whatever - WHAT-EVER - Pai Mei says, obey. If you flash him, even for an instant, a defiant eye, he'll pluck it out. And if you throw any American sass his way, he will snap your back and your neck like they were twigs, and that will be the story of you.
- Bill: Now... When it comes to you, and us, I have a few unanswered questions. So, before this tale of bloody revenge reaches its climax, I'm going to ask you some questions, and I want you to tell me the truth. However, therein lies a dilemma. Because, when it comes to the subject of me, I believe you are truly and utterly incapable of telling the truth, especially to me, and least of all, to yourself. And, when it comes to the subject of me, I am truly and utterly incapable of believing anything you say.
- The Bride: How do you suppose we solve this dilemma?
- Bill: Well, it just so happens I have a solution.
- [he shoots The Bride with a dart filled with Truth Serum]
- Bill: Gotcha!
- The Bride: Goddamn! What the fuck did you just shoot me with?
- Bill: My greatest invention. Or at least, my favorite one.
- [she reaches for the dart]
- Bill: Don't touch it, or I'll stick another one right in your cheek.
- Esteban Vihaio: [after telling the Bride where Bill is] Bill is like a son to me. You know why I help you?
- The Bride: No.
- Esteban Vihaio: He would want me to.
- The Bride: Now that I don't believe.
- Esteban Vihaio: How else is he going to see you again?
- The Bride: What are you doing here?
- Bill: What am I doing? A moment ago, I was playin' my flute. But this moment, I'm looking at the most beautiful bride these old eyes have ever seen.
- The Bride: Why are you here?
- Bill: Last look.
- The Bride: Are you going to be nice?
- Bill: I've never been nice my whole life, but I'll do my best... to be sweet.
- Pai Mei: [punches through a block of wood from three inches away] Since your arm now belongs to me, I want it strong. Can you do that?
- The Bride: I can, but not that close.
- Pai Mei: Then you can't do it. What if your enemy is three inches in front of you, what do you do then? Curl into a ball? Or do you put your fist through him?
- The Bride: I was wondering, just between us girls, what did you say to Pai Mei for him to snatch out your eye?
- Elle Driver: [flashback showing Pai Mei snatching out Elle's eye] I called him a miserable old fool.
- The Bride: Ooh, bad idea.
- Elle Driver: You know what I did? I killed that miserable old fool.
- [the Bride gasps as they show a flashback of Pai Mei gagging from the poison Elle put in his food]
- Elle Driver: [flashback] How do you like the fishheads you miserable old fool?
- [Present]
- Elle Driver: I poisoned his fishheads.
- Pai Mei: Elle, you treacherous dog. I give you my word...
- Elle Driver: And I told him, "To me the word of an old fool like you is worth less than nothing."
- [Pai Mei keels over and dies, as Elle starts laughing]