Will Ferrell credited as playing...
- Susan: I wish we could afford a place in the Hamptons. Everybody who's anybody has one.
- Hobie: Yeah, but if you're somebody who's nobody, it's no fun to be around anybody who's everybody.
- Hobie: What? What's going on? Wait, all? we used to make love all the time and now, there's always an excuse.
- Susan: I told you, I'm going through an emotionally difficult time creatively.
- Hobie: You feel like we don't communicate anymore?
- Susan: Of course we communicate. Now can we not talk about it anymore?
- Hobie: I think it'd be only fair to tell you. I'm a Liberal.
- Stacey: Oh. Are you talking politically, or in the bedroom?
- Hobie: I was talking politically. In the bedroom I'm a left-wing Liberal.
- Walt Wagner: Maybe you should go back to your shrink... Discuss it.
- Hobie: He just recommended Prozac. I think he has stock in the company, honestly.
- Greg: What do you do for exercise?
- Hobie: Tiddly winks. And an occasional anxiety attack.
- Melinda: Uh I've been having a bad time so I just took some sleeping pills.
- Hobie: Sleeping pills? How many?
- Melinda: Uh... twenty-eight.
- Susan: Oh my god, Hobie make some black coffee.
- Melinda: No, I'm allergic to coffee, but do you have any vodka?
- Hobie: They still talk about my portrayal of King Lear. I played it with a limp.
- Hobie: Did I tell you I played Uncle Vanya once? With a limp. It was interesting.
- Hobie: So, I have to ask you, how'd you go from living on the Upper East Side to St. Louis?
- Melinda: I moved there for him. He was gorgeous. He was talented, he was sexy, he was a doctor, he was charming...
- Hobie: Yes, but where's the attraction?
- Melinda: He just knew how to touch me.
- Hobie: You mean emotionally?
- Melinda: No, with his hands.
- Hobie: I had no idea a Republican could be that sexy.
- Hobie: She's gorgeous. Hard to believe a Republican could be that sexual.
- Susan: You look a little carsick.
- Hobie: Why, 'cause I'm the color of guacamole?
- Susan: Isn't he charming, and don't tell me he's not gorgeous!
- Hobie: If you like perfect features.
- Susan: Try it, Hobie, it's good manners.
- Hobie: Since when do I have good manners?
- Melinda: [Melinda wants to fix Hobie up with someone] What does she do?
- Billy Wheeler: Investment counseling.
- Hobie: One of those business suits who makes love to you on a conference call.
