Russell Wong credited as playing...
- Nick: That sounds like a line from a bad video game.
- [on the phone]
- Nick: Kang here... hello?
- Ancient Wu: Where the metal birds flock near the ocean, you will find revenge...
- Nick: What was that? Ancient Wu?
- Ancient Wu: The sixth edifice, at the landing place of the flying machines...
- Nick: Wait-wait, sorry, I don't quite follow...
- Ancient Wu: Santa Monica Airport, Hangar 6, asshole!
- Agent Masterson: Your reputation precedes you, Kang. You're a real loose cannon and if it were up to me, you wouldn't carry a badge.
- Nick: Man, who peed in your coffee?
- [Repeated line]
- Nick: Oh shit, it's dim sum time!
- Nick: The ladies call me "Quick Nick" for a reason... uh, not that reason.
- Nick: [after being kicked in the nuts by a suspect who is a stripper] Awwwww, must've said the magic words.
- Nick: What? I can't hear you! Oh, you can't hear me either...
- Nick: Hell hath no fury like Nick Kang pissed off!
- Nick: [singing] You fought the law and the law won.
- Nick: Oh, man. This mess is gonna take one shitload of paperwork.
- Nick: [after knocking a criminal to the ground] Stay the fuck down!
- Nick: This is Nick Kang chasing after another dumbass criminal!
- Nick: This is Nick Kang in pursuit of another dumbass criminal.
- Nick: Hey, sure you want to fight? All right, I guess you do.
- Nick: You picked the wrong party to crash, jackass!
- Nick: It's time to hit the road Jack, errr... Nick.
- Nick: [when taking someone's car] Open up, before I shot you!
- Nick: Time for a lead enema!
- [after kicking a guy who is relieving himself]
- Nick: You have the right to soak in your own urine.
