Alan Tudyk credited as playing...
Wash
- Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
- Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting".
- Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?
- Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: What in the hell happened back there?
- Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl 'cause... I don't think that's ever getting old.
- Zoë: So... trap?
- Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Trap.
- Zoë: We goin' in?
- Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Ain't but a few hours out.
- Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: Yeah, but... remember the part where it's a trap?
- Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Just get us on the ground!
- Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: That part'll happen pretty definitely.
- Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: It's okay, I'm a leaf on the wind!
- Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: What does that mean?
- Dr. Simon Tam: We'll get off the ship. River and I will get off at Haven. It'll be for the best.
- Kaylee Frye: Nobody's sayin' that.
- Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: Nobody but Jayne is sayin' that.
- Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: Can I make a suggestion that doesn't involve violence, or is this the wrong crowd for that?
- Mr. Universe: [Watching the video feed of River fighting in the Maidenhead] And, she falls asleep. Which, she would be sleepy.
- Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Can you go back? See if anybody spoke with her before she acted up... made any kind of contact with her.
- River Tam: [On video] Miranda...
- Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Miranda? Go back further.
- Mr. Universe: [Watching Oaty Bar commercial] No...
- Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Uh... please?
- Mr. Universe: Oh, Mal, you're very smart. Someone is talking to her.
- Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: The Oaty Bar?
- Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Subliminal. It's a subliminal message, broadwaved to trigger her.
- Mr. Universe: I've been seeing this code pop up all over, the last few weeks. It's Alliance, and it's high military.
- [pause]
- Mr. Universe: They have gone to enormous trouble to find your little friend... and found her they have. Do you all know what it is you're carrying?
- Zoë: We're not going to get to you in time.
- Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: Keep moving, honey. We're coming to you.