Chris Noth credited as playing...
Ben Cooper
- Uncle Ben: He could be anywhere in the world but he chooses to be with her because life is better with her by his side.
- Uncle Ben: [on the phone] Why wouldn't she mad, huh? Well, there's only one thing you can do: flowers. And you can't go cheap, either. Nope. A dozen, long-stemmed.
- Amy Pearl: He knows about females.
- Lance: He knows more about females than I know about females.
- Uncle Ben: [on the phone] In my opinion roses always work, always.
- Holly Hamilton: He doesn't actually believe that, does he?
- Uncle Ben: Now these are brand new stoves. What about the pizza oven? That's working. It's got to be the gas line, right?
- Holly Hamilton: The River Bistro? What are we doing here? I can't even afford to pee in a place like this. Much less actually eat here.
- Amy Pearl: Relax, it's under control. My uncle's the owner.
- Holly Hamilton: [looks at Lance] Him?
- Uncle Ben: [on the phone] You've got to be kidding.
- Amy Pearl: No, him.
- Uncle Ben: [on the phone] No you didn't do that, did you?
- Holly Hamilton: We need to know what the perfect man would do as a follow up to the orchid.
- Uncle Ben: Well, can't we talk about it tomorrow?
- Lance: Wait, what could be more important than the perfect man? Oh, duh. Perfect shoes.
- Uncle Ben: Well, girls, I'm really not an authority on this.
- Holly Hamilton: What makes today's perfect man perfect? What is it that he says or does that makes him a woman's perfect man?
- Uncle Ben: Have you ever seen an orchid; how it floats in the water, so delicate and beautiful? When a woman gets an orchid; it's, well she feels like she's floating on a cloud of infinite possibility... Ben Cooper...