April Margera credited as playing...
Self
- Bam Margera: Where are you going?
- Bam's Mom: Paris. I've been telling you guys for three weeks! We're going for our anniversary
- Bam's Crew: I wasn't listening
- Bam Margera: Neither was I
- Bam's Mom: [after Bam and friends fill April's car with snow] I'm gonna have to call a cab
- Bam Margera: There is no cab companies in West Chester
- Bam's Mom: I'm gonna call the Purple Cab Company
- Bam's Crew: I've never heard of Purple Cab. There's only Rainbow Cab.
- Bam's Mom: [Few moments later April drives up the drive in Bam's purple Lambo] -in mocking tone- "There's no Purple Cab company"
- Bam Margera: [Everybody laughing] Get out of that!
- Bam Margera: [Bam chases the car for a moment as April drives away] I was gonna throw a snowball at it but then I remembered it was mine!
- Colin Morrison: [drives his bike through a glass door in the house]
- Bam's Mom: Am I the only normal one here?
- Bam's Uncle: No, Ape, I'm normal.
- Bam's Mom: Oh, God! You're so not normal!