Brian Doyle-Murray credited as playing...
Monsignor Ratliffe
- Larry: Yeah, what's it gonna take to save this place?
- Monsignor Ratliffe: A lot of of this.
- [rubs fingers together, indicating money]
- Larry: Oh. Well, that's doable. How many boogers we talking about?
- Monsignor Ratliffe: Not boogers; dollars, you moron!
- Mother Superior: [sees the Stooges beating up Monsignor Ratliffe and chases them away] Get off of him! Off, off! Oh, I'm so sorry! Oopsie-daisy! Oh, oh, I'm so sorry! What are you doing?
- Larry: We caught this lounge lizard getting all handsy with the nuns!
- Mother Superior: This is no lounge lizard! He's here on official business.
- Curly: Official business? Why didn't you say so?
- Larry: [the Stooges take off their work uniforms, with boxer shorts, white shirts and bowties underneath; they clap and snap their fingers in rhythm] Pick me, I'll clip your hedges!
- Moe: I'll hedge your clippers.
- Curly: I'll fetch your slippers.
- Moe: I'll scrub the stench right off them dentures!
- Monsignor Ratliffe: You idiots!
- [Msgr. Ratliffe slaps all three of them at once]
- Monsignor Ratliffe: I'm not here to adopt!
- Mother Superior: This is Monsignor Ratliffe from the diocese.
- Moe: Oh, sorry about that, Señor Ratlips.