Jennifer Hudson credited as playing...
Sister Rosemary
- Young Moe: [Moe musically chants barbershop-quartet style] Hello,
- Young Moe, Young Larry: [Larry joins Moe in chanting] Hello,
- Young Moe, Young Larry, Young Curly: [Curly joins Larry and Moe as they chant together] Hello.
- Young Moe, Young Larry, Young Curly: [spoken] Hello!
- Mrs. Harter: [Mrs. Harter giggles; the young Stooges accidentally bump their heads together] How precious!
- Sister Rosemary: Yes, I certainly don't envy you having to choose between such amazing children.
- Young Larry: The choice is easy! I'm your guy!
- [Larry starts tap dancing]
- Mrs. Harter: That is so cute!
- Mr. Harter: Absolutely adorable.
- Mr. Harter: [to Mother Superior] How long's he got?
- Mother Superior: Hmm?
- Mr. Harter: He's taking chemo, right?
- Mother Superior: No no no, he's healthy as a mule.
- Sister Rosemary: And almost as smart.
- Young Moe: Recede, Bojangles.
- [Moe pulls Larry back by his hair]
- Young Moe: Pick me, I make the best potato peel and eggshell smoothies in town.
- [Mr. Harter chuckles nervously]
- Young Curly: If you choose me, I'll let you play with my pet rat, Nippy! I even taught him a few tricks!
- Mother Superior: Oh, boys and their rodents.
- [Mother Superior chuckles]
- Young Teddy: [Teddy enters the room] Mother Superior, may I have a glass of milk, please?
- Mrs. Harter: Oh, who's this?
- Young Teddy: Hi, my name's Teddy, and someday, I'm gonna have a puppy.
- Mrs. Harter: Oh my God, he's wonderful.
- Mr. Harter: I thought you said there were only the three.
- Sister Rosemary: I never said that, I said "about three".
- Terrified Nun: It's not my turn, get somebody else.
- Mother Superior: Sister Ricarda, how about you? Will you please go tell the boys to come down for lunch?
- Sister Ricarda: Uh, I would, Mother Superior, I swear I would, but the doctor told me to steer clear of them for a couple of weeks. on account of my nerves.
- Mother Superior: How about you, Sister Rosemary?
- Sister Rosemary: Oh yeah, just like the army? Put the black folks on the front line? Uh-uh. What about Sister Mary-Mengele? She knows how to handle them.
- Mother Superior: Oh, poor thing, she has a toothache, so she went to lie down.
- Sister Rosemary: You mean she's asleep? Where are the boys?
- Mrs. Harter: I hope you'll forgive us for coming early; we just couldn't stand to wait another day.
- Mother Superior: Oh, we understand, Mrs. Harter. This is a great surprise. We have three delightful youngsters for you to meet.
- Mr. Harter: Three? 'Cause we were under the impression there were more than that.
- Sister Rosemary: Nope, that's it, just the three. Children, get on in here, Mr. and Mrs. Harter don't have all day.
- Young Moe: [Moe musically chants barbershop-quartet style] Hello,
- Young Moe, Young Larry: [Larry joins Moe in chanting] Hello,
- Young Moe, Young Larry, Young Curly: [Curly joins Larry and Moe as they chant together] Hello.
- Young Moe, Young Larry, Young Curly: [spoken] Hello!