Ronnie Magro: Ronnie

The Three Stooges

Ronnie

Sammi: Now look: either you kick Moe off the show, or we're suing him!
Snooki: Like, with a lawyer!
Moe's Hip Executive: Court sounds okay to me.
Moe's Hip Executive: [to his assistant] You know, we could probably do a cross-promotion with Lockup.
Snooki: Great, just great. So basically, what you're saying is this whole show is about the ratings?
Moe's Hip Executive: Uh, yeah.
Ronnie, The Situation: Ohhh!
[Ronnie, The Situation and the other cast members groan in annoyance]
Sammi: Unbelievable.
Moe: [pointing to Snooki's "Guinness" hat] Look, just 'cause she's wearing a "genius" hat, doesn't mean she is one.

Ronnie: How's that Whynatte?
The Situation: This is, like, my fourth or fifth.
Sammi: What happened last night?
The Situation: What kind of flavor? I like coffee, too.
Moe: Hey, I'm heading out to 7-Eleven, anyone up for some gummy worms?
JWoww: Yeah, maybe if they were soaked in vodka. By the way, why are you even on our show? You look like a stretched-out meatball.
The Situation: [laughter] Did not Moe tell you that he's using our little program as a launching pad to make a lot of paper to save homeless orphan babies?
Ronnie: Good luck, this guy can't even buy the right kind of grated cheese. I asked for Romano, not Parmesan, you mook.
Moe: Oh, you don't like that cheese.
Ronnie: No.
Moe: Well, let's see what we can do about that.
[Moe picks up the cheese grater]
Ronnie: What are you doing?
Teddy: [watching "Jersey Shore" from his bedroom with Lydia] Oh boy, here we go.
Moe: [Moe rubs the cheese grater on Ronnie's foot] How about some aged cheddar, tough guy? Come on!
Ronnie: Ow! What, are you crazy? That's assault!
Moe: Here's your pepper. Shut up!
[Moe slaps Ronnie]
The Situation: My man!
Moe: Who asked you, muscle-head!
[Moe quickly finger-pokes The Situation's eyes]
Sammi: Moe, you just can't go around hitting people!
Moe: Oh, no? Well, can I do this?
[Moe plucks Sammi's nasal hairs out of her nostril]
Sammi: Hmm, rare bouquet.
JWoww: Are you kidding me? Who does this?

Ronnie: How's that Whynatte?
The Situation: This is, like, my fourth or fifth.
Sammi: What happened last night?
The Situation: What kind of flavor? I like coffee, too.
Moe: Hey, I'm heading out to 7-Eleven, anyone up for some gummy worms?
JWoww: Yeah, maybe if they were soaked in vodka. By the way, why are you even on our show? You look like a stretched-out meatball.
[laughter]
The Situation: Did not Moe tell you that he's using our little program as a launching pad to make a lot of paper to save homeless orphan babies?
Ronnie: Good luck, this guy can't even buy the right kind of grated cheese. I asked for Romano, not Parmesan, you mook.
Moe: Oh, you don't like that cheese.
Ronnie: No.
Moe: Well, let's see what we can do about that.
[Moe picks up the cheese grater]
Ronnie: What are you doing?
Teddy: [watching "Jersey Shore" from his bedroom with Lydia] Oh boy, here we go.
Moe: [Moe rubs the cheese grater on Ronnie's foot] How about some aged cheddar, tough guy? Come on!
Ronnie: Ow! What, are you crazy? That's assault!
Moe: Here's your pepper, shut up!
[Moe slaps Ronnie]
The Situation: My man!
Moe: [Moe finger-pokes The Situation in the eyes] Who asked you, muscle-head!
Sammi: Moe, you just can't go around hitting people!
Moe: Oh, no? Well, can I do this?
[Moe plucks Sammi's nasal hairs out of her nostril]
Sammi: Ow!
Moe: Hmm, rare bouquet.
JWoww: Are you kidding me? Who does this?