Jonathan Tucker credited as playing...
Heck Prigusivac
- Miriam Prigusivac: I don't know why you two just don't get along.
- Heck Prigusivac: Maybe because he murdered my entire Latin camp. Don't you think that that deserves punishment?
- Miriam Prigusivac: I'm not one to judge
- Heck Prigusivac: You moral ambivalence frightens me
- Heck Prigusivac: But if the outcome's already predetermined the issue of right and wrong doesn't matter anymore. Not even Zeus had the power over the fates how can I be expected to do any better?
- Bix: Your obviously not an existentialists
- Chick Prigusivac: Just be glad that dad's not here to see this, Jesus Christ, embarrassing.
- Heck Prigusivac: Dad's not here because he was a cold blooded killer.
- Chick Prigusivac: Damn right he was! Best dad we ever had.
- Chick Prigusivac: I'd bust that pretty mouth of yours, if Mama hadn't spent so much on orthodontia.
- Heck Prigusivac: I pity your lack of pathos, ethos, and eros.
- Heck Prigusivac: What are we going to do?
- Dori Dumchovic: I'm keeping it. I've always been vary pro-life.
- Heck Prigusivac: I know but this is such good news.
- Dori Dumchovic: No it's not. I'm a unwed mother on death row. Give me the odds of that ever happening twice.
- Dori Dumchovic: He killed all those other people without remorse. Your better then this.
- Heck Prigusivac: The end justifies the means.
- Dori Dumchovic: NO, No, you have to strap him down in front of witnesses and shit to make it moral and right.
- Chick Prigusivac: You're a killer, I'm a killer. Hell even your unborn baby's a future killer of America.
- Heck Prigusivac: You know what Chick, you have a real Sisyphus complex coming out your butt.
- Heck Prigusivac: Why are you still standing there?
- Dori Dumchovic: I don't know I'm... I guess love makes you do stupid things. Te Amo Heck
- Heck Prigusivac: Are you kidding me? He's cursed the Prigusavic name. He's ruined everything I've ever cared about, not to mention a few things I regard with mild disinterest. The guy use to piss on my bed. If anything he deserves to die for that.
- Dori Dumchovic: What the hell is belladonna?
- Heck Prigusivac: The fates used it to cut the tread of life. The name comes from the Greek word meaning not to turn or to be inflexible. It's a vary difficult conjugation
- Dori Dumchovic: Your plan is to kill me!
- Heck Prigusivac: Only so you can live
- Heck Prigusivac: Don't worry it's the same stuff that Romeo and Juliet used.
- Dori Dumchovic: Why doesn't that make feel any better.
- Heck Prigusivac: It's perfectly safe there are no additives or preservatives
- Miriam Prigusivac: What did Chick ever do to deserve this?
- Heck Prigusivac: It's called "multiple homicide".
- Dori Dumchovic: What happened to the guy who wanted to change the world through conjugation.
- Heck Prigusivac: I'm the same old me.
- Dori Dumchovic: All you care about is killing your brother.
- Heck Prigusivac: It's my job, it's how I pay for my mother's medical bills.
- Dori Dumchovic: There's more to it and you know it.
- Chick Prigusivac: "I once had a brother named Heck. Who deserved to be wrung by the neck. He stole my true love, so up his ass I will shove everything but the kitchen sink."
- Heck Prigusivac: That doesn't even rhyme.