Denis Leary credited as playing...
Self
- Denis Leary: Christopher Walken wanted to be here, but the guest list was limited to people from the fuckin' planet Earth.
- Denis Leary: The only reason why Pete Townshend got busted was because he borrowed Mario Cantone's laptop.
- Denis Leary: [after wild applause from the audience when he finally gets up to speak] As my father always said, "Too little, too fuckin' late!"