Barry Watson credited as playing...
Jeff Sweeney
- Jeff Sweeney: You need to find yourself a decent boy.
- Eve Stuckley: Define decent.
- Jeff Sweeney: I don't know. But a boy at least.
- Eve Stuckley: You're a boy.
- Jeff Sweeney: Yeah, I'm a boy. And half-way decent, too. At least sometimes I feel like I am.
- Eve Stuckley: Yeah, I guess you are when you are not talking about all that comic book stuff.
- Jeff Sweeney: The truth is I've always felt decent when I'm with you.
- Eve Stuckley: That's what Linda says, too.
- Jeff Sweeney: Evie, what's gonna happen with you and Linda?
- Eve Stuckley: What do you think is gonna happen with me and Linda?
- Jeff Sweeney: I don't know.
- Eve Stuckley: I don't know either. But she's wonderful and I'm flattered, very flattered. See, for the first time in my life, somebody beautiful, that everybody wants, wants me. ME.
- Jeff Sweeney: Well, you're... you're a nice girl.
- Eve Stuckley: Nice... Nice isn't enough.
- Jeff Sweeney: Enough for what?
- Eve Stuckley: Well, you, for one.
- Jeff Sweeney: Eve's an angel and all, but she's more like a, like a little sister. I came with her to get to someone else.
- Linda Avery: Really? That's why I came here ,too.
- Jeff Sweeney: To get to me?
- Linda Avery: No. To get to Eve.
- Jeff Sweeney: But you're a girl.
- Linda Avery: That's right. And unfortunately for you, you're not.