Michael Caine credited as playing...
Henry Lair
- Henry Lair: Hey. Hey, there's something different about my nanny.
- Jason Lair: She's a nurse.
- Henry Lair: Well, whatever she is, she gave me a woody, goddamnit!
- Jason Lair: Well, I-I-I guess that's natural.
- Henry Lair: Well, of course, it's natural! I didn't say an aligator came out of my ass!
- [first lines]
- Henry Lair: [banging on the furniture]
- Jason Lair: Henry, it's 1 o'clock.
- Henry Lair: I was... drumming for an idea.
- Jason Lair: I heard.
- Henry Lair: The Lair family have a history of thievery, Zachary. Nothin' to be ashamed of. Now banking, there's a shameful occupation.