Larc Spies credited as playing...
Male Player
- [the Skater walks up to a tank. Eric Sparrow and a Russian guard are sitting against it. The guard is passed out; Eric is noticeably drunk and holding a vodka bottle]
- Eric Sparrow: Wassuuuuup?
- [pause]
- Eric Sparrow: Me and Vladimir here are feeling good tonight!
- [pause]
- Eric Sparrow: Heh-he-he-he-hey... your license good in Moscow?
- [he stumbles]
- Eric Sparrow: Ol' Vlad told me it was ok if we take a test spin...
- [Eric takes the keys to the tank from the guard and starts climbing up to the entrance to the tank]
- Male Player: ...you can't be serious.
- [the Skater climbs into the tank, as Eric sits in the driver's seat]
- Eric Sparrow: Oh man, Bam's gonna be so jealous when he finds out about this!
- Male Player: Dude, stop it!
- [Eric starts up the tank, and the two fall back with a jerk. As the Skater tries to stop the tank, Eric climbs back out and stands on the top of the tank]
- Eric Sparrow: Whooooooooooooo! Yeah, c'mon! On to the bridge!
- [He sings a charge theme]
- Eric Sparrow: Do a Smith grind, man, whoo!
- [Eric looks forward, and sees the museum directly ahead. He blanches, drops his vodka bottle, and jumps off, leaving the Skater behind]