Philip Baker Hall credited as playing...
Eugene Kalb
- Eugene Kalb: My son-in-law says I'm a dinosaur.
- Dan Foreman: Hey, don't knock the dinosaurs. They ruled the earth for millions of years. They must've been going something right.
- Eugene Kalb: Thanks for the Laker tickets.
- Dan Foreman: You bet.
- Eugene Kalb: Seats were terrific. But I'm still not going to advertise in the magazine. My son-in-law tells me that people don't read much any more. Too much effort moving eyes back and forth. So we're gonna put most of our budget into television, radio, internet.
- Dan Foreman: Okay.
- Eugene Kalb: Okay? What does that mean?
- Dan Foreman: I'm not gonna try to sell you.
- Eugene Kalb: Why the hell not? You're a salesman.
- Dan Foreman: Yeah. Just not a very good one, that's all.
- Eugene Kalb: I'll say.
- Dan Foreman: But I am going to ask you one favor.
- Eugene Kalb: Oh, yeah?
- Dan Foreman: I'm gonna leave you an issue of the magazine and I'm personnally gonna send you a new one every week. Now, I'll call you in a few weeks, and if you want to we'll talk. There's a great article in there comparing today's quarterbacks with Johnny Unitas.
- Eugene Kalb: Unitas would kick their butts. So this is your sales pitch?
- Dan Foreman: I've been with the magazine for 20 years. I believe in it.