David Paymer credited as playing...
Morty
- Morty: I gotta get home for dinner. My wife is slowly poisoning me to death and she gets very angry if I'm late.
- Dan Foreman: [referring to how Morty is handling unemployment] How are you?
- Morty: Not so good, not so good. I mean psychologically.
- Dan Foreman: I'm sorry.
- Morty: That's OK. Anyway, my wife got a promotion. I'm hoping she'll raise my allowance.
- Morty: [after learning he's been fired] Dan, what the hell am I gonna tell my wife? I mean she already wears the pants, now she's gonna wear the tie and jacket too.