Jeff Bennett credited as playing...
Narrator • Loogo • Twinkle the Marvel Horse • Another Man • Argan • Color Announcer • Hamish • Pank • Pank Stroggle • Popo • Recruiter • Sentry on the Left • Sentry with Bad Ponytail • Spite of the Stump • Storyteller • Twinkie the Marvel Horse • Twinkle • Yarp
- Storyteller, Twinkle the Marvel Horse: I had that dream again. You know. The one where I do obscene things to penguins with a croquet mallet.
- Candy: We definitely need to get you out of the stable more.
- Storyteller, Twinkle the Marvel Horse: Storyteller: And so, the battle rages on and on, month after month, year after year...
- Dave: Uh, it's only been five minutes.
- Storyteller, Twinkle the Marvel Horse: Storyteller: I don't know why I try.
- Storyteller, Twinkle the Marvel Horse: Faffy couldn't help but to wonder: would the other dragons like him? Would they be nice to him or would they poke him and call him Jasper?
- Storyteller, Twinkle the Marvel Horse: ...For it is they, they who will suffer!
- Candy: Whatever. Can we go now?
- [pause]
- Storyteller, Twinkle the Marvel Horse: Yeah.
- Storyteller, Twinkle the Marvel Horse: I made you a song... of joy.
- [puts record on]
- Storyteller, Twinkle the Marvel Horse: [singing] I had a dream about... some shrieking rats / With red hot pokers, and big pointy hats / They didn't listen to my cries... or screams / But took their nastiness to *wild* extremes!
- Storyteller, Twinkle the Marvel Horse: I'd like to try out for the part... of the Grim Reaper... who ushers screaming souls into the next life...
- Dave: There is no Grim Reaper in this play.
- Storyteller, Twinkle the Marvel Horse: I could improvise!
- Storyteller, Twinkle the Marvel Horse: And so, with a speed Dave usually reserves for fleeing in terror.