Danny Cooksey credited as playing...
Dave the Barbarian • An Invading Warrior • An Ox • Dancing Boy • Gribby • Man • Numb Clerk • Some Kid • Super Cool Ghost • Vender • Warrior 2
- Storyteller, Twinkle the Marvel Horse: Storyteller: And so, the battle rages on and on, month after month, year after year...
- Dave: Uh, it's only been five minutes.
- Storyteller, Twinkle the Marvel Horse: Storyteller: I don't know why I try.
- [Dave is screaming and running around the world and comes across some polar bears fishing]
- Dave: AHHHHHHHHH!
- Polar Bear 1: What was that?
- Polar Bear 2: If it ain't fish, I ain't interested, that's my motto.
- Storyteller, Twinkle the Marvel Horse: I'd like to try out for the part... of the Grim Reaper... who ushers screaming souls into the next life...
- Dave: There is no Grim Reaper in this play.
- Storyteller, Twinkle the Marvel Horse: I could improvise!
- Dave: Ready, Lula?
- Lula the Magic Sword: I refuse to come out like this.
- Dave: What's wrong?
- Lula the Magic Sword: Her *ladyship* thought I needed a more "civilized" look.
- [she comes out covered with...]
- Dave: Are those roses?
- Lula the Magic Sword: Yes.
- Dave: Cause I'm ALLERGIC TO ROSES.
- [fighting a dragon]
- Dave: [to Lula] Come on! Do one of those magic energy blast dealies.
- Lula the Magic Sword: What? And get a nasty letter from the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Dragons?
- Dave: [trying to hide Faffy from Strom the Slayer in a fish bowl] You're going to have to give up this whole *breathing* thing.