Abbey McBride credited as playing...
Ling-Ling • Asian Sweatshop Kid • Cereal Commercial Girl • Josie • Sex Ed Film Woman • Young Girl
- Ling-Ling: [upon encountering a three-headed acid-spitting needle monster] Ling Ling pray for battle since Ling Ling first enter house! L. Ron Hubbard has finally answered!
- Princess Clara: [in the confessional] The Producers told us that we must start a business of our choosing. I wanted to have a bake sale but the stereotypes had other ideas.
- Xandir: Let's open a hair salon!
- Foxxy Love: OOOH, we could shine shoes!
- Ling-Ling: I say full-release massage parlour that serves wok-fried puppies!
- Toot Braunstein: LET'S EAT POTATO SALAD!