Catherine O'Hara credited as playing...
Judith
- [last lines]
- The Bull: Hey, Max?
- Max: Yeah?
- The Bull: When you go home, will you say good things about us?
- Max: Yeah, I will.
- The Bull: Thanks, Max.
- Judith: You're the first king we haven't eaten.
- Alexander: Yeah, that's true.
- Judith: See ya.
- Alexander: Bye, Max.
- Max: Bye.
- KW: Don't go. I'll eat you up; I love you so.
- [all howl]
- Max: Small is good. My powers are able to slip right through the cracks.
- Judith: But what if the cracks are closed up?
- Max: Then I have a re-cracker, which goes right through that.
- Judith: But what if they have some sort of material that re-crackers can't get through?
- Max: Then I have a double re-cracker, which can get through anything in this whole universe. And that's the end, and there's nothing more powerful after that, ever. Period.
- Alexander: He has a double re-cracker.
- Ira: He does sound powerful.
- Judith: Psst. Psst.
- [signals for Max to come over]
- Judith: What were you doing with Carol just now?
- Max: Just talking.
- Judith: Oh, a secret, huh? Let me ask you something. How does it work around here? Are we all the same or are some of us better than others or - ? You like to play favourites, huh, king?
- [Ira accidentally hurts Judith]
- Judith: Ow.
- Max: No, I like all you guys equally.
- Judith: Don't give me that. I can see how it is. The king has favourites. That's really cute.
- [Ira hurts Judith again]
- Judith: Ow! Stop! Do you have a favourite colour? Hey, can I be your favourite colour?
- [laughs]
- Judith: [Max imitates her laugh]
- [Judith does it back]
- Judith: [Max does it again, with more effort]
- Judith: Ahahaha.
- Max: Har har har.
- Judith: [more evilly] ahahahaha!
- Max: Har har har!
- Judith: Ahahahahaha!
- Max: HAR HAR HAR!
- Judith: You know what? You can't do that back to me. If we're upset, your job is not to get upset back at us. Our job is to be upset. If I get mad and wanna eat you, then you have to say: "Oh, okay. You can eat me. I love you. Whatever makes you happy, Judith." That's what you're supposed to do!