Cannes Paradise

Many a lazy filmmaker in search of a hook builds a movie around the Cannes Film Festival. A little guerrilla shooting, with hordes of extras captured on camera makes for atmosphere in this lousy Italian porn feature that goes nowhere.

A pretty French redhead who gets humped in a couple of scenes provides the highlights, while a femme voice-over artiste does an annoying play-by-play describing the sex while we watch, making this sort of porn for the blind. The Adult Tip Top U.S. release translates via English subtitles her nonsensical Italian gibberish.