Amber Valletta credited as playing...
Allegra
- Allegra Cole: How did you know all that stuff about me?
- [Hitch looks away]
- Allegra Cole: Well, you really did your homework. Like at boarding school, when everyone used to tease me because I couldn't whistle?
- [Hitch looks up, confused]
- Allegra Cole: And having him dance like a buffoon, knowing that I can't dance, either? Then telling him to drop mustard on his shirt so I'd feel like less of a dork? That was all you, right?
- Hitch: No. Hell, no.
- Allegra Cole: That was him?
- Hitch: That's got Albert written all over it.
- Allegra Cole: Did you put him up to the inhaler?
- Hitch: [stunned] Stop it. He did not show you that.
- Allegra Cole: He chucked it right before he kissed me.
- Hitch: So, wait. That stuff... worked for you?
- Allegra Cole: It was adorable.
- [they both laugh]
- Allegra Cole: What *did* you do?
- Hitch: [smiles] Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
- Hitch: [on Albert] That man would have sold his soul to make you happy.
- Allegra Cole: So what does that make you? The devil?