Julie Ann Emery credited as playing...
Casey
- Sara: Why don't you go hit a titty bar with your buddy Vance?
- Hitch: Wow. I don't believe this. That's your source?
- Sara: You buried yourself, Alex.
- Hitch: Then you weren't listening.
- Sara: I heard every word. You're a scam artist. You trick women into getting...
- Hitch: Into getting out of their own way, so great guys like Albert Brennaman have a fighting chance!
- [host gestures for him to leave]
- Hitch: Okay, no, no, no, no. I want everybody to take a good look at this right now. Because this, this right here, this is exactly why falling in love is so goddamn hard!
- Speed Dating Guy: Sir, let's go, now.
- Hitch: And Vance Munson is a pig! And I refused to work with him. You need to get your facts right. It's because of jerks like him that I even have a job... *had* a job!
- [walks away]
- Sara: Can you believe that guy?
- Casey Sedgewick: Actually... I do.
- Sara: [dejectedly] Me, too.
- Sara: So how'd you meet him?
- Casey Sedgewick: I was in La Perla just buying some weekend thongs.
- Sara: And he was doing likewise?
- Casey Sedgewick: No. Actually he said he was buying something for his mom.
- Sara: His mom? Casey, who buys high-priced lingerie for their mother?
- Casey Sedgewick: Well, maybe he was looking for a robe.
- Sara: Oh Casey. Casey, he was hitting on you while he was buying lingerie for another woman.
- Casey Sedgewick: Well, I prefer the mother story.
- Sara: I know you prefer it, but that's not the point.
- Casey Sedgewick: No, the point is I'm not gonna start out assuming the guy's a liar.
- Sara: Why not?
- Casey Sedgewick: Because, that's how you wind up...
- [pause]
- Sara: Like *me?* Is that what you were gonna say?
- Casey Sedgewick: No, I was going to say 'like you.'