Yeardley Smith credited as playing...
Lisa Simpson
- Homer Simpson: Here's your science project.
- Lisa Simpson: Thanks for delivering my model of the digestive system. Hey! Where's the gall bladder?
- Homer Simpson: I got hungry and... it was a fig?
- Lisa Simpson: It was modeling clay!
- Homer Simpson: Oh.
- Lisa Simpson: See? You are a good cop!
- Chief Wiggum: Ah, you're just saying that.
- Lisa Simpson: Yes, I am.
- Lisa Simpson: Milhouse, stop following me around!
- Milhouse Van Houten: Oh hi, Lisa. My, your hair looks pointy today.
- Lisa Simpson: Milhouse, have you seen Bart?
- Milhouse Van Houten: So, do you have a date to the harvest ball?
- Lisa Simpson: This isn't a good time.
- Milhouse Van Houten: It's NEVER a good time!
- [cries]
- Lisa Simpson: Dad, I'm so proud of you for stopping the alien invasion.
- Homer Simpson: Did that really happen? I thought it was a bad dream from eating too many raw hot dogs.
- Marge Simpson: No, Homey! You're the town hero!
- Homer Simpson: Really? And what about the ninja babysitters? Was that real or a hot dog dream?
- Lisa Simpson: Hot dog dream.
- [Nelson starts a street race]
- Nelson Muntz: Three! Two! A loser says what?
- Lisa Simpson: What?
- Nelson Muntz: HA ha!
- Lisa Simpson: Mission accomplished, but Bart's still missing and I'm still no closer to finding him.
- Apu: Perhaps you should talk to Professor Frink. He seems to know everything... except why I ever came to this jerkwater burg.
- Chief Wiggum: Now, first of all, if you're gonna go undercover, you are gonna need a disguise.
- Lisa Simpson: You mean like an eye patch?
- Chief Wiggum: Hey, good one! If we could afford a disguise like that, I wouldn't be payed in potato chip coupons.