Rodger Bumpass credited as playing...
The Unknown • Inventor • Announcer • Dr. Fullbladder
- The Unknown Thief: I see it's time to update my security forces.
- Ratchet: Woa-hoho, no, hey, no, no, look, I just here to fix the... trans... flux-er-coil.
- The Unknown Thief: Nice try. Give my regards to Megacorp.
- Announcer: Ask yourself, are you man enough, hero enough, insane enough to step into the ring with two of the fiercest warriors in the galaxy? If you answered'yes' you're a big fat liar.
- Dr. Fullbladder: Dr James D. Fullbladder reporting on Megacorp experiment number 13. This update is strictly classified, if you are watching this, you're fired.
- The Unknown Thief: [with Clank strapped into a machine] You have no idea what you're involved in. Return to your own galaxy immediately, or this will happen to you!
- [he presses a button on the machine, nothing happens]
- The Unknown Thief: ... or, this, will happen to you.
- [he presses the other button, electrocuting Clank]
- The Unknown Thief: Farewell.
- Operator: For the fifth time I have a collect call to Thugs-4-Less from a Mr "you are gonna die". Will you accept the charges?
- Thugs-4-Less Boss: Er "You are gonna die"?
- Operator: I'll take that as a yes.
- The Unknown Thief: [appears on the vid-phone] You idiot!
- Thugs-4-Less Boss: Oh oh.
- The Unknown Thief: I'm paying top dollar for your protection, and your moron employees are off at some picnic!
- Thugs-4-Less Boss: Hey, that was a bonding exercise!
- The Unknown Thief: Enough! I'm at the pickup point now, if your men aren't here pronto; you can kiss this contract goodbye.
- [hangs up]
- Thugs-4-Less Boss: Uh, oh yeah? Well you can kiss your, uh, uh, your, your uh you know what I mean, uh dang it.
- The Unknown Thief: Thief: Hello, yes...
- [experiment attacks]
- The Unknown Thief: Hey! No, no, no, not!
- [glass bottles break]
- The Unknown Thief: Yes I need to order two more containers of sulphuric acid...
- [experiment attacks, more glass bottles break]
- The Unknown Thief: ... oops, ah, better make that five containers, and, uh, four containers of liquid Nitrog...
- [experiment attacks, more glass bottles break]
- The Unknown Thief: ... oops, ah, better write six crates of nitroglycerine and...
- [experiment attacks, more glass bottles break, screaming is heard]
- The Unknown Thief: ... Look, just give me double the last order...
- [experiment attacks, more glass bottles break, screaming is heard, experiment now has Thief's head in mouth, eye's where Thief's would be]
- The Unknown Thief: ... and I need it delivered.
- The Unknown Thief: Ha! You've lost, Megacorp! Take your imperialistic eco-fascism to another dimension! Say goodbye to your franken-pest!
- Ratchet: Come on, Clank!
- The Unknown Thief: Thief: Too slow, you corporate lackey!