Terry Crews credited as playing...
President Camacho
- President Camacho: Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now. But I've got a 3 point plan that's going to fix EVERYTHING.
- Congressman #1: Break it down, Camacho!
- President Camacho: Number 1: We've got this guy Not Sure. Number 2: He's got a higher IQ than ANY MAN ALIVE. and Number 3: He's going to fix EVERYTHING.
- President Camacho: Shit. I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution.
- South Carolina Representative # 1: That's what you said last time, dipshit!
- South Carolina Representative # 2: Yeah, I got a solution, you're a dick! South Carolina, what's up!
- President Camacho: Hey, you can't leave. Whatever happened to all that 'lead, follow, or get outta the way' shit, huh?
- Pvt. Joe Bowers: I guess I just can't get outta the way anymore, can I?