Anthony 'Citric' Campos credited as playing...
Secretary of Defense
- [cabinet has been debating putting water on the plants instead of Brawndo]
- Pvt. Joe Bowers: What *are* these electrolytes? Do you even know?
- Secretary of State: They're... what they use to make Brawndo!
- Pvt. Joe Bowers: But *why* do they use them to make Brawndo?
- Secretary of Defense: [raises hand after a pause] Because Brawndo's got electrolytes.