Paul Kaye credited as playing...
Frankie Wilde
- Frankie Wilde: Maybe I should write a book. That might take years though, perhaps a pamphlet or brochure.
- Frankie Wilde: Everybody should have at least two Austrian mates. Everybody should have at least two.
- Frankie Wilde: I once stole 500 quid from your wallet in the studio.
- Max Hagger: Well, it's only money. No big deal.
- Frankie Wilde: And it was me who stuck that scaf bar through the windscreen of your Merc. It wasn't that Asian kid.
- Max Hagger: Well, he's probably out now anyways, so, no harm done.
- Frankie Wilde: I was thinking, you know Paul Newman's got his salad dressing and that? So why not Frankie Wilde Hummus?
- Sonja: That's a really good idea, Frankie.
- Frankie Wilde: People come see the gigs and they say, "That was a great set, Frankie," and I say, "Cheers, mate, want some hummus?"
- Sonja: Yeah, good name for an album.
- Frankie Wilde: How's that?
- Sonja: Frankie Wilde - Hummus.
- Frankie Wilde: What? Call my album Hummus? I don't think so.
- Sonja: I've got good ideas, Frankie, you should listen to me.
- Frankie Wilde: If I've got my own hummus brand and my album's called Hummus, it's all gettin' a bit much.
- Sonja: No, I think it's a good name.
- Frankie Wilde: I'll change my name to Frankie Hummus.
- Sonja: It sounds good.
- Frankie Wilde: [endorsing "Screw Widle" Energy Drink] It's like bad speed in a can. We've all had bad speed haven't we?
- Sonja: Have you got a condom?
- Frankie Wilde: Hey?
- Sonja: Have you got a condom?
- Frankie Wilde: No, I'm not gonna fuck her. I'm knackered. I'm just gonna have a nosh.