Kappei Yamaguchi credited as playing...
Usopp • Sogeking • Eyelashes • Dogra • Zoro Imposter • Nitro • Charlotte Dosmarche • Manticores • Raijin • Dr. Usodabada • Matsuge • Rabbitman • Randolph • The Manticores
- Usopp: Talking's easy, but we'll need true strength for the battle. What are you guys capable of?
- Roronoa Zoro: Slicing!
- Monkey D Luffy: Stretching!
- Nami: Thieving!
- Usopp: ...Running and hiding!
- Tony Tony Chopper: [after seeing Ussopp's 5 ton hammer break] You mean it was a fake?
- Usopp: Of course! I can't lift five tons! I quit after five pounds!
- Monkey D. Luffy: Soon I'll be King of the Pirates!
- Roronoa Zolo: I'll be the greatest swordsman in the world!
- Monkey D. Luffy: Come on, everyone join!
- Sanji: I'll find the Great Blue!
- Usopp: I'll be brave!
- Nami: And, I'll have mapped out the entire world!
- Usopp: [he last saw Luffy at the bottom of a cliff] YOU'RE ALIVE!
- Monkey D. Luffy: Of course. Why wouldn't I be?
- Monkey D. Luffy: [after learning about a forbidden island, that all who enter are never seen again] You mean there's a place we're not suppose to go to?
- Usopp: Oh no, I know that look! We are *not* going there!
- Niko Robin: Let put out the fires if we don't need them. We don't want to announce our location to our enemies.
- Monkey D. Luffy: What a rookie move. You hear that Usopp? She want us to put out the fire, what should we do?
- Usopp: I don't know. It's not really her fault, though. She's never been exposed to this kind of living. We should be tolerant.
- Niko Robin: What are you saying?
- Monkey D. Luffy: [both crying] You're always suppose to have a campfire when you camp, that's what makes it *camping*!
- Nami: It's never ending with those idiots. HEY! Lay off the sob stories! You know how dangerous this island is! Let's not give it any help in killing us!
- Monkey D. Luffy: Don't care.
- Nami: We are in the middle of a war between knights protecting their king, and gorillas forging a coup, not to mention the giant, blood-thirst monsters that wait around every corner to eat us!
- Usopp: Sky island scary... sky island scary... sky island scary...
- Roronoa Zoro: [with giant pill of wood] Luffy, take a look! Is this enough wood for your fire?
- Nami: Can you idiots think for one second!
- Sanji: [dozens of eyes appear behind him] Don't worry wild animals are afraid of fire they'll stay away!
- Nami: But they're surrounding us!
- Tony Tony Chopper: [translating for a wolf] You rotten two leggers better not be trying to muscle in and take what doesn't belong to you!
- [as himself]
- Tony Tony Chopper: No, we're not like that!
- [translating]
- Tony Tony Chopper: This is our forest! Everything here belongs to us! The land, the trees, and the air!
- Nami: [punches the wolf] Nothing's keeping me from that treasure!
- Usopp: [wolves growling] Great! Everything's gotten worse again! Now we get eaten by wolves, didn't see that coming!
- Nami: Do something!
- Usopp: What can I do?
- Tony Tony Chopper: [translating for the wolf] Back down boys, we might have the numbers, but they have the raw power! Girl, you back one mean punch. Gotta say, you're my kind of angry.
- Usopp: So that's what a happy ending looks like?
- Roronoa Zoro: I guess so.
- Monkey D. Luffy: Then I have an idea: CAMPFIRE!
- Usopp: It's the Festival of the Night before Gold Hunting!
- Monkey D. Luffy: Hey, there's the ship!
- Sanji: Nami, my sweet! I beat the IQ Love Test to rescue you!
- Monkey D. Luffy: Love? I thought it was orbs!
- Usopp: If that was love, I don't ever want to see it again!
- Sanji: [choosing between the IQ Iron, Swamp, Orb, and String tests] So which one should we choose?
- Monkey D. Luffy: How about the Orb test?
- Usopp: Why that one?
- Monkey D. Luffy: Orb's like a ball, right? Sounds fun!
- Usopp: That's your reason?
- Monkey D. Luffy: Why? Which one would you pick?
- Usopp: I don't know. I guess Orb does sound the least likely to kill us...
- [thinks about each of the tests and envisions them all being scary]
- Usopp: On second thought, they all sound scary!
- Monkey D. Luffy: [after they picked the orb test] Hey! Maybe this is like one of those games!
- Sanji: What games?
- Monkey D. Luffy: You know! You pick the right door and you get a prize, but if you pick the wrong one...
- Usopp: You waited until now to tell us this!
- Monkey D. Luffy: I forgot.
- Sanji: So what happens if we picked the wrong one?
- Monkey D. Luffy: Let's see... we fall all the way back to the Blue Sea!
- Sanji: Come on, nothing like that is going to happen!
- Sanji: [they fall down a huge waterfall] I can't believe that just happened...
- Usopp: I seriously thought... we we're falling all the way back to the Blue Sea...
- Sanji: That's because *someone* had to make up that story to scary us!
- Monkey D. Luffy: [laughing] Come on! I thought I was a goner too!
- Monkey D. Luffy: CAMPING!
- Usopp: This isn't a party! We're in enemy territory! now calm down!
- Monkey D. Luffy: Not a party, got it. Hey, Usopp, is a BBQ a party?