Fuck: The Movie

Emotional heart wrenching fare, a tale subtely told with outstanding cinematography. Don't be misleaded by the title, the film is rich with character and subtle nuances that will never be forgotten. The story of how the unlikely fellowship of characters undergo their heroic quest is both uplifting and a modern-day fairytale In terms of performances, Wesley Snipes and Signourney Weaver impress, as does Leslie Nielson in his portrayal of Dracula, and Sean Penn as the silent hitman. Another highlight is Ivan Campo as the Serbian Clown Campovski. Definitely an 8/8 movie.

To say this movie is the best of its time is a grave understatement. This film is what cinema was meant to be. When we speak of films as "could've been better" what we mean is, it could have been more like "Fuck: The Movie". It features an all star cast and an enriching storyline that questions the very nature of our nature. No one is safe from the heart-wrenching drama of this work of art. It pulls at your heartstrings and provokes you to feel in ways you've never felt before. The cinematography is as engrossing as it is vivid and the imagery is the stuff of legend. Those who have gazed upon this wonderful work have gazed on one of the few instances of an artform at its peak that this generation has seen. If you have not seen this movie, do not see it; feel it. This film is not to be seen, it is to be experienced. It will change you, it will transform the very fabric of your soul, totally and unmercifully.

Going into this film, with the title being as vulgar as it is, I, being THE Sean McQueen, was a tad weary of what to expect. Was I going to see a picturesque, eloquently put together film, or was I destined for a movie of pornographic nature and crude jokes? I am happy to reveal, this movie met both criteria.

In it's short 6-minutes, Fuck: The Movie taught me all the life-lessons I could ever have hoped for. Without doubt, I come away from this film as a better man. This movie gave me hope that I could someday be as good as Snipe's character in the film. I quickly called the neighborhood veterinary clinic and signed up to volunteer. This film inspired me to be a better person, and I think the producer/writer for that.

If you do anything with your life, make sure you see Fuck: The Movie.

While scrolling through the comments here, I saw that there were no female comments and few female votes for this movie. This might lead someone to believe that the film suffers from Fight Club Syndrome, i.e. great, but not embraced or commended by women. This film surpasses gender boundaries. The themes apply to both sexes and every nationality. It crossed the boundaries of religion and belief to bring together in all of us that which is utterly human and questions our very mode of existence. Classics are works whose message transcend time and fickle social movements to hold true to that part of the human condition that never changes. When we speak of classics, we think of The Odyssey, Romeo and Juliet, War and Peace. Add a new work to the list of classics, Fuck: the Movie. Rest assured, when the anthropologists of the past look at our time and its great works to sketch our society, they will not ignore this masterpiece.

Well, I must say that this film surprised me quite a bit. My son brought a copy home that his schoolmate had copied for him, and seeing the title, I told him I would screen it before he saw it. It was only 6 minutes long, so it didn't take long for me to view "Fuck: The Movie." Let me tell you, I was very glad I did.

An actor that I don't really enjoy is in this film, Wesley Snipes. I usually find his work contrite and rather borish. Well, he brought me to tears in this one. I won't give away too much of the story, but needless to say, I wish I could have seen this in the theatre, anywhere. If you are able to get a copy of this film, treasure it, because there is absolutely nothing else quite like "Fuck: The Movie."