Renée Zellweger credited as playing...
Vanessa Bloome
- Barry B. Benson: How about a suicide pact?
- Vanessa: How do we do it?
- Barry B. Benson: I'll sting you, you step on me.
- Vanessa: That just kills you twice.
- Vanessa: Why don't you just fly everywhere? Isn't it faster?
- Barry B. Benson: Flying is exhausting. Why don't you humans just run everywhere, isn't that faster?
- Vanessa: I see your point.
- Barry B. Benson: Tivo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane.
- Vanessa: What, you don't have anything like that?
- Barry B. Benson: We have "Hivo", But it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease.
- Vanessa: Kenneth! What are you doing?
- Ken: You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it!
- Vanessa: We need to talk!
- [grabs Ken by the ear and drags him to the hallway]
- Vanessa: He's just a little bee, and he happens to be the nicest I've met in a long time!
- Ken: Long time? What are you talking about? Are there other bugs in you life?
- Vanessa: No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them!
- Ken: Fine! Talking bees, No yogurt night... My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional rollarcoaster!
- Vanessa: Goodbye, Ken.
- [Ken exits, then re-enters frame]
- Ken: And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners MADE BY MAN!
- [exits again]
- Vanessa: I'm sorry
- [Ken re-enters frame again]
- Ken: I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it!
- Vanessa: My only interest is flowers.
- Barry B. Benson: You know, our last queen was elected with that very slogan.
- Vanessa: How did you learn to do that?
- Barry B. Benson: Do what?
- Vanessa: That, that... the talking thing?
- Barry B. Benson: Same way you did, I guess. Mama, dada, honey, you pick it up.
- Barry B. Benson: What in the name of mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Cute Bee? Golden Blossom? Ray Liotta Private Select?
- Vanessa: What is he, an actor?
- Barry B. Benson: I've never heard of him. What is this doing here?
- Vanessa: For people. We eat it.
- Barry B. Benson: You eat it? You don't have enough food of your own? Where did you get this?
- Vanessa: From bees. Bees make it...
- Barry B. Benson: I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, and stirring, and there's this big krelman thing.
- Vanessa: It's organic.
- Barry B. Benson: It's *our* ganic!
- Vanessa: It's just honey, Barry.
- Barry B. Benson: It's just... What? This is our whole life, and you're taking it without permission! This is stealing! You're taking our homes, our schools, our hospitals... It's all we have! And it's on sale? I'm gonna get to the bottom of this. I'm gonna get to the bottom of all of it!
- Vanessa: What happened here?
- Barry B. Benson: I tried talking to these guys, and then there was a dustbuster, a toupee and a liferaft exploded... now one's bald, one's in a boat, and they're both unconscious!
- Vanessa: Is that another bee joke?
- Vanessa: Ken, Barry was looking at your résumé and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks is not really a special skill.
- Vanessa: Are you all right?
- Barry B. Benson: Yeah. What was that? Clip and Save circular?
- Vanessa: Yes, it was. How did you know?
- Barry B. Benson: Felt like about ten pages. 75 is pretty much our limit.
- Vanessa: You sure got that down to a science.
- Barry B. Benson: Oh, we have to. You know, I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
- Barry B. Benson: ...when he finally gets there, he runs up the steps, into the church, the wedding is on and he says "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatamelan, why would I marry a watermelon?" ha ha ha
- Vanessa: Oh! is that uh, a bee joke?
- Vanessa: It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice.
- Barry B. Benson: It's not a tone, I'm PANICKING!