Steve-O credited as playing...
Self
- Chris Pontius: The bald eagle has the longest life-span of any other bird.
- Steve-O: That's why they're bald.
- Chris Pontius: He uses it for wiping his butt.
- Johnny Knoxville: "The anal claw."
- Steve-O: "Looks like this guy's looking to use his anal claw on me."
- Steve-O: It's the coolest tattoo trick in the world. The guy asks for one tattoo, you give him another